The Talking Dead Cj Larson and Rob Hughes

Journey to a world where Jeff Fahey never existed, where the future is a mix of Blade Runner and Newsies, and where a man named Guillermo never saw it coming. Where the savior of the human race is an outcast of the Indigo Girls, where berets hold the power, where we have the power to de-tard people and where the Trashcan Man tries to out ham The Riddler. Rob and Ceej cordially invite you to listen to them talk like a couple of dicks over .

Journey to a world where it's ok for an old man to watch a young boy bathe, where punks show how bad ass they are by beating up 12 year olds, and where even mesh shirts cannot help a man torn apart by his own feelings. Where it's ok to lock up old people, where sausage fingers are all over the place and where a biker can still be a badass even with sandals on. Rob and Ceej cordially invite you to listen to them talk like a couple of dicks over 'The Garbage Pail Kids Movie'.

Journey to a world where Robert Redford delivers rape boxes as a side job, where we meet another one of Hocken's relatives, and where marijuana makes watching television 10 times more rapey. Where zombies have awkward motivations, where a plan involving a dead dog and a chew toy makes perfect sense and where a double fireplace may hold the key to it all. Rob and Ceej cordially invite you to listen to them talk like a couple of dicks over the movie 'The Video Dead'.

Journey to a world where everybody walks funny, where they all have dead eyes and where pores are non existent. Where Michael Ironside is nowhere to be found, where the only good bug is a poorly pixalated bug and where even a Hocken reference fails to make what you're watching any better.

Journey to a small town where Lou Diamond Phillips can't seem to find his career, where a fat man just wants his Wendy's™ and where Ed Hocken had a baby with an Olympian. A town where women can't figure out what accent to use, where a mustache may hold the key to one man's destiny and where Winky just can't catch a break.

Journey into the boiler room with your pals, Ceej and Rob, as they discover just what is hidden deep within Jesse's mind. Hint: it involves killer birds, smooth teenage boys, creepy dogs, assless chaps, and a sadistic version of Kuato.