The West Virginia Surf Report‪!‬ Jeff Kay

In this one I tell you about:
my plans for the Opening Day of baseball season
a follow-up on my "self-awareness interviews"
experimenting with ChatGPT
how I did with my rare overnight shift
Plus two new calls from the hotline:
Wisey in T-Town: Opening Day best wishes and a hurtful closing shot
Ian in Scotland: Asking about the Yesterday movie, my Ancestry DNA update, and his sister in Virginia interacting with contractors
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:
the beloved new gadgetry I purchased over the weekend
the problem I had setting up said gadgetry
the first episode of Season 3 of Ted Lasso
the first season of The Glory
both my parents have Covid
a concert the younger boy and I will be attending on Friday
Plus two new calls from the hotline:
Patrick: follow-up on the "are you from Alabammy?" story, understanding the Scottish, and Americanized folks from foreign lands
Steve in Texas: two recent episodes that sounded the same, and his favorite Phil Hendrie Show character
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:
a remarkable thing I recently read in a 1958 issue of MAD magazine
getting creative with a few quickie vacation trips due to circumstances
our disappointing meeting with the tax accountant
the expensive new roof we're gonna need to have installed this spring
Plus four new calls from the hotline:
My brother Tim: worried I might be damaging the integrity of my "wiener sphincter"
Eugene from Wheeler's Dog: discussing his decision to retire from seeing live music
Chris from Atlanta: sharing some thoughts on Street and Smith's annual baseball review, and some more disappointing feedback on Dairy Queen
Ian in Scotland: leaving his job and returning to school, his sister living in Virginia and now saying "y'all," and guys who wear shorts in the winter
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:
the exciting email I received from Major League Baseball
the shockingly high cost of fast food now
a trendy Facebook list o' questions I answered and kinda regretted
friends who say they're retired from seeing live music
the Whistle Dick of the Week
Plus three new calls from the hotline:
Producer Zipp: Dairy Queen sucks, and the thrilling start of the World Baseball Classic
Patrick: People who don't know how to properly order in a restaurant
A disgruntled listener annoyed by a previous episode
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about the rogue notification light that appeared on my dashboard and the aggravations it caused, the exciting baseball tickets I procured, some rare socializing with other human beings we participated in, and an article that Surf Reporter Andrew sent me about a fecal tragedy that occurred in a sensory deprivation tank. All this and the Whistle Dick of the Week AND! a fresh new call from Wisey in T-Town. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about the virus in our house, give you an update on the cactus, and share a long list of things I believe are overrated. All this and two new calls to the hotline! I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com