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On today's virtual tour of Todd's Classifieds, we introduce you to a man who will either sell you the truck running boards, or you can have them free if you beat him in a game of c******e. You know, with beanbags? Plus, power shags and uncomfortably accurate light fixtures.

Wash your hands! Good, now was them again. Welcome to "Todd's Classifieds," where "reclaimed barn wood" isn't all that cool and the story behind "bloodstained running shoes, only $40!"

It's insane, once the word out that toilet paper was the "must-have" item of the cold and flu season, every paper good aisle at the grocery store was a ghost town. What else are you stocking up on?

What I found out from our DNA test results, or why I now know my Nana was totally screwing with me. You'll never believe that this sweet, adorable town is one of the five most violent here in Utah. It seems our kid's school is DETERMINED that we're taking our kid to Disneyland, and it seems kinda underhanded! The most intense moments of a rescue from a trailer rig ON FIRE, from the last person you'd expect. Humanity can be awesome.

We've all gone through the classifieds, trying to find a couple of tires or maybe a cd collection. But the true horrors of the classifieds, the seedy underbelly? There's some really weird stuff. Also, we're losing our edge, people! Utah is not the "least sinful state" in the nation. What happened here?

So you've heard about the rumor that NASA claimed the axis of the earth is perfectly positioned so that here in North America, we're balanced so well that a broom will stand on its own? That's ridiculous. Right?