The Two Ring Circus Show Two Ring Circus

Wherein Dom immediately puts Matt on the spot, Emily is the reason for the season, insidezero @ Chapel Off Chapel, DI has a real Cat and he knows anniversary dates, Tim Apple knows (thank you D. Trump), a technological slice of life from Bradshaw family home, the Segway segue.
We discuss What In The World Would You Get Rid Of?, DI’s goal to have a permanent Wednesday bowls club meeting, the Mall’s Balls, Get Organised!, Dom now has a family, cassettes were awful, something came off Dom, “What, Grandpa?”, DI earns money to buy a melted cassette, “Catherine”.
Also; This Is Exciting, MB friends kicking goals after he leaves, a lousy MJ impression, Blackie Lawless’ sawblade, the unlikelihood of little miracles, reverse parking, our podcast as therapy and ‘processing’, too busy, Bamboo Air, how much in Super to retire?, schools as businesses, plastic brains and iPads.
And: Macadamia nuts vs Maltesers, DI as a good partner, big balls doesn’t mean tiny d*ck, Brussels spouts in a smoothie, cold water, the flattest continent, how’s your bread?, Fawlty Towers was a show, Tell Me Something You’ve Never Told Anyone Before, DI’s abscess and MB tells an accidental cat tale, “the Matchbox 20 song”.
Plus: Siri interrupts, Fesshole, keep it light!, fowl molestation, Chat GPT, Japanese toilet, fatbergs, hit single and go away, Darwin’s John Spellman, Russell Crowe is a nice guy, when MB met Jack Thompson.
Segway death: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/segway-co-owner-drives-segway-off-cliff-dies/
The Mall’s Balls: https://www.rundlemall.com/visit/things-to-do/the-malls-balls
The Diary of a CEO podcast: https://stevenbartlett.com/the-diary-of-a-ceo-podcast/
The Economics of a One-Hit Wonder: https://thinkgrowth.org/the-economics-of-a-one-hit-wonder-bc64431f51c1
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Wherein there are Sticky Moments, the YouTubes, camp-ers, words with no dis-opposites, DI is the Human Wheel Of Fortune, smelly car smelly car what have they been feeding you? (smell particles exist).
We discuss that DI is super really exhausted, MB is back working with studio clients, DI nerds out with students (and us), everything needs to be actioned before everything else, Dom’s back in the band, MB’s Melbourne Musical Journey (shared partners possible, DI fills in the gaps), dry wet dry, Groove @ Crown Casino on May 29th.
Also; DI closes venues (and other things), re-jumbling of finance = fiancée, Covid is the stuff of movies, Contagion is still Trending, Dustin Hoffman and some monkeys, Del Boy, Open All Hours (you are!)
And: cartoon voice improvisation, how much can a Blinky Bill bear?, coming back to f*ck, that giraffe’s too Muttley, Ringo Possum, wombats have a cleft lip (confusing), DI doesn’t like literal, the SF Zoo Okapis and Oryxes.
Plus: Political Correctness (gone mad?), snowflake labels, one can’t just pick The One Thing, why we have language, a disagreement curtailed, don’t start the biscuit talk.____________________________Patreon.com/DomItalianoPatreon.com/MattBradshaw____________________________________www.domitaliano.comwww.mattbradshaw.comemail: podcast@trcduo.comFB: @Two Ring CircusFB: @MattyBBradshawFB: @Dom Italiano MusicInstagram: instagram.com/trcduoTwitter: twitter.com/trcduo

Wherein DI is suspenseful, Bernard TomItaliano gets a mention, there's something everywhere, Jose vs JoseB (can we even say can that anymore?), vs lookylikies, and autobiographical songs are mentioned.
We discuss why made for Netfilx movies are no good, Latin names for things, the fact that just because one hears something doesn't mean it happened, Australian films - an opinion.
Also; the efficiency of the urinal, gross ladies' rooms, teaching chords, and sea stars (not fish), first-borns are always the favourite?
And: Powerhouse Rosie, Dom's new record pre-production, re-working old songs, oat milk (isn't milk), the best grilled cheese ever, squirty bread, work work work, the hair security blanket.
Plus: the biscuit rant, the chocolate debate, DI's Dad's quote, which one is Jordan Peele?
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RELEASE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A2r415nun4
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Wherein… WE’RE BACK!! and there’s a Commitments reference, a Coolroom reference, hiatus hernia is discussed (see below), Therese can tie a knot in a snake, and it’s post-gig at Crown Casino.
We discuss balloon animals, Long and Deep is the new duo, which Ronnie would you be?, DI has a teaching degree, the front guy or the support, why did that stop?
Also; MB returned from RAdelaide, relatives-in-love, ALL of the skin, the first time someone touched it, stuff that’s common, “take a bit more off”, DI’s dad’s jokes, frangatang, oral sex, a callback, what one sees in the Socials, we have an original gig together, Nic Beeeee, finding new things to do.
And: Woodstock (the bird, not the festival), comic strips must be funny, a Snowy the dog impression, Finnish pig noise, Finnish duck noise, inadvertent cultural insensitivity, we never mean to type DUCK, Adelaide Fringe report - Chameleons & popcorn, balloon swallowing & Ross Noble, DI hates an autobiography.
Plus: DI & MB in Berlin “boop”, August 10th!, our Rocky Horror Show, Helen Mirren, The Anywheres - many photo shoots, DI teaching stories, The Goonies, vocalist gender specifics, mumbly marimbas.
FURTHER INFO
Hiatal Hernia: occurs when the upper part of your stomach bulges through the large muscle separating your abdomen and chest (diaphragm).Your diaphragm has a small opening (hiatus) through which your food tube (esophagus) passes before connecting to your stomach. In a hiatal hernia, the stomach pushes up through that opening and into your chest.
Pericarditis: is swelling and irritation of the thin, saclike tissue surrounding your heart (pericardium). Pericarditis often causes sharp chest pain and sometimes other symptoms. The chest pain occurs when the irritated layers of the pericardium rub against each other.
Four Candles:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV1IP4N9ajg
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Wherein it’s another big one, and MB is confused about the world of podcast recording.
We discuss (lucky & grateful) MB’s iso-birthday weekend, DI wants quiet birthday time, why MB won’t organise his own stuff (feels awkward about other people doing it too), what motivates us, frigates, bands are hard when you’re an adult, DI’s means to an end, Mr Big was Billy’s, Shy Boy.
Also; Irwin Thomas in a basement, Brett Garsed, John Farnham, worldwide success (thwarted), DI says RAD, dance scenes in movies, where’s the “1”?, DI’s bed routine - no pyjamas, too much dog anus (and surfeit of genitalia), Harvey getting dressed, Scritchie’s birth certificate.
And: weird FB friend requests, DI culling, distracted by The Comments, MB feeling bad about deleting a friend request - DI assists, stalkers turning nasty, Chuck Berry off-stage.
Plus: DI’s in a songwriting situation, we discuss songwriting (surprise!), who thinks they’re being clever?, mitosis, placeholder lyrics, Only Yoooooooou, managing staff as a songwriting metaphor, “Two Aces” and “Doggy”, DI goes blue.
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Wherein DI in a dressing gown, and each we Spade Face.
We discuss MB’s early b’day gifts, bedroom sneak(er)ing, what we can’t do, MB does a VR meeting, visiting the Fifth Province, Dry (Half) July, #meeeeetoo, MB goes plumbing, DI goes carpenting.
Also; thermostats & zoning, long sleeved t-shirt discussion, Clampy Spanner, what was thing thing called…?, Are You Old Enough?, cultural change as regards age, 24/7 pornography, get it now (and get it delivered.)
And: why some venues aren’t as busy, knowing songs by title?!, Am I Every Gonna See Your Face Again?, relative distances, Kevin Bloody Wilson - comedian discussion ensues.
Plus Movie Recommendations - a Netflix doco DI doesn’t name, Dark Waters, Knives Out, the Hunt, the King of Staten Island, Uncut Gems, Ready or Not, DI references last week MB tries to brush it off (gets ignored), a quick Covid update.
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