Weird AF News Jonesy
-
- News
-
Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
-
Milan to ban ice cream and pizza after midnight. Lady says stolen jeep was a tip from a customer.
Lady says stolen jeep was a tip from a former Waffle House customer. Milan set to ban ice cream and pizza after midnight for the entire summer. Students were instructed to act out mass murder involving puppets in theater class.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones -
Snakebite victims asked to not bring the snake to the hospital. Man's body produces alcohol?
Man has a condition where his body makes alcohol, no DUI for him. Hospital in Australia asks snakebite victims to please not bring the snake in. School principal got a facial in the kitchen and bites the teacher that video recorded it.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones -
Woman took a corpse into a bank and tried to get a loan. Mascot name Ozempig upsets some people.
Minor league baseball team names mascot Ozempig and it upsets people. Beijing marathon runner allowed to win by the Africans. Brazilian arrested after taking a corpse to the bank to get a loan. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones -
Floridaman has sword ritual with kidnapped lady. Florida fire fighter whips out his hose in a 7-11.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman shoots roommate during their vigilance drill. Florida fire fighter whips it out at a 7-11. Floridaman conducts a sword ritual while holding woman captive. Florida woman spits on bus driver over false coochie touching. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones -
Workers hired thugs to beat up boss for long hours. Polish priest held drug field orgies and then...
Workers hire thugs to beat up manager for working them too much. Polish priest held drug field orgies with male prostitutes and then trouble. Burglar left a big one in toilet. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones -
Man arrested for having sex with a car for three years. Tennessee okays teachers with guns in class.
Man arrested for making love to a lady's car for three years nonstop. Bay Area train employees built secret homes in train stations. Tennessee passes a bill allowing public school teachers to be armed in classrooms. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Customer Reviews
News worth knowing.
Take 15 mins out of your routine and learn a little bit of the unique goings on of the human race.
They’re idiots, and they’re newsworthy.
I’ve been listening to this for the last year or so. It’s locked in to my reality.
All the thumbs up. 17 stars.
It beats mainstream media
By a long shot. I willingly choose to wake up to this every morning. Couldn’t recommend more!!
Great stuff
Unique topics presented in a fun way.