79 episodes

**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Welcome To Patchwork Christian, Dion and Josh

    • Improv
    • 4.8 • 310 Ratings

**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

    Patch #25 - Curry, No Hurry [Patchwork Classic]

    Patch #25 - Curry, No Hurry [Patchwork Classic]

    Thie episode originally aired on 11 April 2018.

    The Highs and Lows of Josh's Great Social Experiment, Murphy's Buttered Toast, the Future of Cigarette Packaging and Part 1 of another Christian epic, 'Curry, No Hurry.' With very special guests, Really Good, Oh Wow and Trent's Rooibos Challenge.

    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

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    • 40 min
    Patch #69 - What Should A Tea Towel Be Used For?

    Patch #69 - What Should A Tea Towel Be Used For?

    Josh grows weary of Christian's incorrect use of tea towels. What should you store under your bed? Should you leave the fridge door open or closed when making multiple trips to the kitchen bench? Recounting things your parents forced you to do as kids. 

    With very special guests, Hi Team, Nursery Rhymes, Copy Cat and What's Your Favourite (Type of Flooring)?

    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

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    • 56 min
    Patch #68 - Is It A Waste To Order Tea From A Cafe?

    Patch #68 - Is It A Waste To Order Tea From A Cafe?

    Should you sit in the front seat when riding in an uber? When does a stranger stop being a stranger? Should you ever order tea at a cafe? Patch 68 was recorded live as part of our At Home With Patchwork YouTube Live series.

    With very special guests Oh Wow and Soundcheck (Australian Gameshow Hosts).

    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

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    • 33 min
    Patch #67 - How Much Should You Tidy Up Before A Guest Arrives?

    Patch #67 - How Much Should You Tidy Up Before A Guest Arrives?

    Lasagna, plate or bowl? How much should you clean up before a guest arrives? And Dion battles for corporate justice with another Rooibos Challenge. Patch 67 was recorded live as part of our At Home With Patchwork YouTube Live series.

    With very special guests Copy Cat (clearing your throat) and Hi Team.

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    • 38 min
    Patch #66 - What Do You Consider When Describing Yourself?

    Patch #66 - What Do You Consider When Describing Yourself?

    Christian is roasted by Josh for his attempts to get 'cosy'; finding an answering to the question, 'tell me a bit about yourself?' and we discuss our chopping skills. Patch 66 was recorded live as part of our At Home With Patchwork YouTube Live series.

    With very special guests Patchword Of The Day and Soundcheck.   

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    • 30 min
    Patch #65 - How Many Lollies Can You Take From A Reception Desk Bowl?

    Patch #65 - How Many Lollies Can You Take From A Reception Desk Bowl?

    How long can you leave left overs in the fridge? What are the justifications for having a big night? Should you take lollies offered to you at a reception desk? Do you need to ask permission? Patch 65 was recorded live as part of our At Home With Patchwork YouTube Live series. 

    With very special guests Oh Wow and a fun new game, Soundcheck. 

    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

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    • 30 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
310 Ratings

310 Ratings

TIMMY10433 ,

Great content and funny

Stumbled across this podcast and have never looked back. Now listening from the start! Makes my 12 hour shift bearable 👍... now I’m all caught up I’m sad 😞

OneDollarCarbonCredits.com ,

Do you know what’s really really good?

This podcast.

Subscribe but caution, do not listen while eating, choking hazard from unexpected laughter.

Gina212 ,

Really Good

A great listen for the social over-thinker, who wonders if anyone else has the same internal debates: these guys have, and they discuss it all endearingly and out loud.

Excellent banter, great sketches, and REALLY-GOOD to listen to when life feels a bit too serious.

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