14 episodes

A true story involving two brides and one turd. What do you do if someone defecates on the floor at your wedding? Re-evaluate your friends and family? No, you launch an investigation to find who did it. Join the brides, Helen Mclaughlin and Karen Whitehouse, and the extremely under-qualified “Detective” Lauren Kilby, as they interrogate wedding guests, hook bridesmaids up to polygraph machines and speak with top forensic experts in an attempt to crack the case. Because crime is not a laughing matter. Well, maybe except for this one.



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Who s**t on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes

    • Comedy
    • 4.5 • 169 Ratings

A true story involving two brides and one turd. What do you do if someone defecates on the floor at your wedding? Re-evaluate your friends and family? No, you launch an investigation to find who did it. Join the brides, Helen Mclaughlin and Karen Whitehouse, and the extremely under-qualified “Detective” Lauren Kilby, as they interrogate wedding guests, hook bridesmaids up to polygraph machines and speak with top forensic experts in an attempt to crack the case. Because crime is not a laughing matter. Well, maybe except for this one.



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    S1 E1 Who s**t on the floor at my wedding? 'A crime was committed'

    S1 E1 Who s**t on the floor at my wedding? 'A crime was committed'

    In this very first episode we delve into the details of a crime that took place at a lesbian wedding in 2018. Join the brides, Helen and Karen, and ‘Detective’ Lauren Kilby as the trio explore possible motives and show you what tricks they have up their sleeves to crack this case. 
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    • 15 min
    S1 E2 Who s**t on the floor at my wedding? 'Three nuggets'

    S1 E2 Who s**t on the floor at my wedding? 'Three nuggets'

    The team puts the USB ‘Police Edition’ polygraph test v2.0 through its paces and hook up bridesmaid / key witness, Emma, to obtain information. The test results give the trio something more than they bargained for as the investigation takes a surprising turn. 
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    • 24 min
    S1 E3 Who s**t on the floor at my wedding? 'Straight, straight, straight, lesbian'

    S1 E3 Who s**t on the floor at my wedding? 'Straight, straight, straight, lesbian'

    Forensic psychologist Mike Berry gives the team some solid advice. They head to the red light district of Amsterdam and confront an ex lover who attended the wedding. Was this a crime of passion?
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    • 20 min
    S1 E4 Who s**t on the floor at my wedding? 'Solid as a rock'

    S1 E4 Who s**t on the floor at my wedding? 'Solid as a rock'

    The team goes on a road trip back to the scene of the crime to see if they can unearth some important clues. Detective Lauren Kilby dazzles the brides with her innovative - never seen before - forensic examination techniques and they uncover something very surprising in a secret cupboard.
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    • 18 min
    S1 E5 Who s**t on the floor at my wedding? 'Comedy joke shop turd'

    S1 E5 Who s**t on the floor at my wedding? 'Comedy joke shop turd'

    The team grill another key witness in their interrogation chambers, and grow increasingly uneasy as they discover that this week’s witness statement contradicts the story they heard in Episode 2. Who is lying and who is telling the truth? In an act of desperation the detective attempts to use unorthodox methods to force a confession.
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    • 19 min
    S1 E6 Who s**t on the floor at my wedding? 'Four hours in the bathroom'

    S1 E6 Who s**t on the floor at my wedding? 'Four hours in the bathroom'

    The team finally interrogate Henk - the MAN who was reported to have spent 4 hours in the LADIES bathroom during the wedding and who was found at the scene of the crime cleaning up the turd. Was Henk a hero or was there another reason why he was motivated to clean up that poo?
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    • 37 min

Customer Reviews

4.5 out of 5
169 Ratings

169 Ratings

Channers24 ,

Well colour me surprised!

I shared this podcast premise in the Handsome podcast fan group and the unanimous response was “Listen! It’s good!”

That was yesterday… and today I’m finished 😝 good fun!!!

Guinhddtyy ,

Listen to the first half then stop

Loved it at the start but needed to be half as long. Got very self indulgent and repetitive by the end. First six episodes are some of the funniest podcasts episodes I have ever heard, pity they didn’t know when to stop.

RubyThorpe ,

Okay, but too long

Really funny in the beginning, but becoming a bit too stretched out. And 13 episodes without an answer? Disappointing!

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