13 episodes

An idiotic comedy podcast where 2 idiots (Bryan and Valerie) discuss the real questions on everybody's mind, such as "What is the most hated Thanksgiving Day food?" and "Who was that actress in that one movie with Harrison Ford?" (Hint: it's not Helen Hunt.)

Wrong Answers Only Bryan & Valerie

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An idiotic comedy podcast where 2 idiots (Bryan and Valerie) discuss the real questions on everybody's mind, such as "What is the most hated Thanksgiving Day food?" and "Who was that actress in that one movie with Harrison Ford?" (Hint: it's not Helen Hunt.)

    Cor-Oh-No You Didn't! (What is the best plague?)

    Cor-Oh-No You Didn't! (What is the best plague?)

    And we're back! Literally! After a few months, Bryan & Valerie are back in the midst of a pandemic to bring smiles to your dumb, dumb faces. And no better topic to discuss than plagues. Coronavirus is no joke. But is it the BEST plague? We discuss. You listen. Everybody learns. 

    • 37 min
    Something, Something, Dr. Seuss (What are the hardest English words for non-English speakers?)

    Something, Something, Dr. Seuss (What are the hardest English words for non-English speakers?)

    E siamo tornati, compagni idioti! (And we're back, fellow idiots!) No, that's not gibberish - it's language! Bryan and Valerie discuss the very basis of communication - language. Do you speak it?

    • 33 min
    Ham-Thigh Sandwiches (What does human flesh taste like?)

    Ham-Thigh Sandwiches (What does human flesh taste like?)

    And we're back, loyal idiots! Some may say today's question is a tale as old as time itself. For eons, humans have yearned and craved for something which has forever been out of their grasp - good meat. Today, Bryan and Valerie venture into the dark abyss of Man's soul and struggle to find answers...delicious, succulent answers with a side of fava beans and nice Chianti. 

    • 31 min
    Axle, Dragon of the Sea, Lapdog of Poseidon! (What is ship wetting?)

    Axle, Dragon of the Sea, Lapdog of Poseidon! (What is ship wetting?)

    And we're back, fellow idiots! Weddings! Pirates! Tangents! Nonsense! All this and more on this episode. Bryan and Valerie discuss how to keep your ship clean of nuclear, biological and chemical fallout - and you won't believe how we end up reaching the conclusion.

    • 33 min
    Dianeh-dicks (What is the difference between Dianetics and science fiction?)

    Dianeh-dicks (What is the difference between Dianetics and science fiction?)

    And we're back! Have you or a loved one been affected by bad science fiction? Bamboozled by religious tricksters? Or maybe you just have a high thetan count in your lower gastrointestinal tract. Listen in and learn the secrets only the top level of Scientologists know and Bryan & Valerie are willing to share.

    • 40 min
    Freedom Pasta (What is the most American thing to do on Independence Day?)

    Freedom Pasta (What is the most American thing to do on Independence Day?)

    And we're back, fellow idiots! FREEEEEDOM! Red, white and blue. Independence. 'merica! Hop in your pickup truck while the Liberty Bell rings for a special freedom episode of Wrong Answers Only where Bryan and Valerie discuss the most 'merican thing about the most 'merican holiday - Independence Day. 

    • 31 min

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