Electric HONK Andrew Salmon & MachineDaena

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!
This week we cover:
Woeful Wonky Christmas Tree in Bramhall
Napoleon Film – Review
Leave The World Behind
Beardfishing – Fishing for Beards?
TOP SHELF – “Baileys Tiramisu Cocktail”
Michelle Mone – PPE Scandal Disgrace
How Many Owls is TOO Many?
GOOSE NEWS – “Ramsbottom Geese Xing”
Woke News - World Croquet Title / Mrs France
Universal Studios – Bedford Edition
AI Trend – Make it Less? (Spurs Win Nothing)
The Annual Christmas Ad Review
-          John Lewis
-          Waitrose
-          Doc Morris
Salmon’s Parenting Tips (Don't have kids!)
THE HEADLINER – “Man uncovered as the infamous ‘Somerset Gimp’ has been found guilty despite insisting ‘I am not a gimp’ ”
PORK SCRATCHINGS – “British Government Poisoned it’s Own People”
Penis Sock Gift Wins Secret Santa Pants Down
Sadie Merrien Makes Breakfast. Doesn’t Win SPOTY.
Man United Spiral of Death (again!)

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!
This week we cover:
Tops off for the YanTans
Salmon’s Gets Wood
EasyJet Lisps & Disney
Massive Orca Brains and The Real Squid Games
The Five Regrets of the Dying
National French Toast Day - Days of the Year
TOP SHELF – “Captain Morgan’s Tiki”
The History of Hangovers
Sam Altman – OpenAI Hokey Cokey
Make it more AI trend – Make the Goose Sillier!
Garrett Scott - AI Goose Tweet  “For every 10 likes this gets, I will ask ChatGPT to make this goose a little sillier.”
GOOSE NEWS – “AI Goose Facial Recognition”
Net migration at 745,000 UK
THE HEADLINER – “OAP Sells Scrumpy Cider to passers by .... but it's Really his Piss”
PORK SCRATCHINGS – Region Beta Paradox
Napoleon Released in Cinemas
Man City – Player Scouting Presentations
The Nine Most Painful Ways to Die

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

This week we cover:
The French Revolution Turns Sour – Riots in France
Salmon’s Kitten Hides Dead Bodies of Fallen Birds
Indonesian Monkey Torture Ring Uncovered by BBC
Black Mirror New Season
TOP SHELF – Leche De Cabra
Two Million Now but Never Caca in a Toilet Again?
Twitter Rate Limits Infuriate Twitter Users
Threads from Meta Booms
Zuck vs Musk in Colosseum a Reality?
GOOSE NEWS – “Dmitri Cherniak’s – ‘The Goose’ NFT Sells at Sotheby’s Auction for $6.2m”
Captain Tom in Barbados
THE HEADLINER – “17 year old scolded for crying over transgender woman’s penis at YMCA”
Mildly Inconvenient Burglars
The Enhanced Games Gaining Track-tion
PORK SCRATCHINGS – P.I.E
Ashes Controversy Not in Spirit of the Game
Salmon’s Poncho Prank Payoff Doesn’t Play Out
Transfer Window– Mason Mount / Declan Rice / Dominik Szoboszlai / Gundogan
Gary Neville Joins Dragons Den
MSG Sphere is one Big Bollock
 

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!
This week we cover:
Comedy Fan Machine-Gun Farts in Trans Toilet
Civil Service Strikes – Success at 4.5%?
Salmon Eats Michelin Star Rice Pudding
Eric Cantona Launches Music Career
Carlisle United’s League 2 Play-Off Wembley Victory
LGBTQIA+ - Pride Month – What is Rainbow Washing?
TOP SHELF – Baileys Scrumptious Salted Caramel
Trans Ginger Crocodile 99.9% DNA with Itself
Boris vs Government – Whatsapp Messages Saga
GOOSE NEWS – Rarest Goose in the World Hatches Goslings at Gloucestershire Wildlife Centre
Mark Zuckerberg is top 1% for Murph Challenge
Apple Vision Pro is Actually Quite Good
Ducking Hell to be a Thing of the Past on iOS
AI Turns on its Operator Drone Attack
THE HEADLINER – “Woman wins UK Cheese Rolling Race despite Being Knocked Unconscious”
President Trump Making a Comeback
PORK SCRATCHINGS – Thumbs up for Gladiators & Ridley Scott
Saudi Golf Tournament Merger
Is Man City’s Treble Better than Man United’s?
Transfer round up - Messi to Inter Miami & Benzema off to Saudi
Will Man City Clinch the Treble?
More Money Gravitates Towards Salmon in Fantasy Football Coup

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!
This week we cover:
Rolf Harris and Tina Turner Kick the Bucket
Abaucin – AI Finds New Antibiotic
AI Fake Explosion at Pentagon (Not the White House!) Crashes S&P 500
Down Syndrome Barbie Dolls – Investment?
TOP SHELF – Hotel Chocolat Velvetised Vodka
Salmon Buys Blind Ambition from Drug Dealers
Amazon Poke Fun at Netflix Password Sharing Crackdown
NatCon – NatC Party and its links to American Politics
Brexit Right Wingers Rue Doubled Net Migration Figures
Ron vs Don - DeSantis Twitter Spaces Disaster
Boris Johnson Tory Party Cannibalisation
Bryan Johnson – Drains Son’s Blood Dry
MD’s Stand Up Comedy Journey Continues
GOOSE NEWS – Goose Emoji FINALLY Arrives to iOS and Android
Mizzy – Viral for House Prank Backfires  
AskReddit – “What is the most disturbing fact about the human body”
THE HEADLINER – “Pouring Popping Candy Under my Foreskin was the Biggest Mistake of my Life”
PORK SCRATCHINGS – The Emerging Science of Nutrigenomics
Salmon Compares Carlisle vs Stockport Playoff to a Texan Cow Ranch  

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!
This week we cover:
Bank Holiday’s are Different for Dads
MachineDaena Fails his Comedy Set
King Charles (Formally known as Prince) Coronation Recap
-          Prince Annes feather hat blocking Harry’s face
-          Crown on kings head didn’t fit
-          Grim Reaper
-          Arrests of the Republic demonstrators
Russian Kremlin Drone Attack
-          Poland renaming Kaliningrad to Królewiec
-          UK sending long range missiles
Quotes from the Trump Rape Case – ‘Bill E Jean’ Carroll
-          “too ugly to go on living”
-          “Grab them by the Pussy. You can do anything” and "Historically, that's true with stars."
-          "you wouldn't be a choice of mine either, to be honest"
TOP SHELF – AU Pineapple Crush Vodka Gold Bottle
Two Beers and a Puppy Friend Test
Animal Testing Allowed in UK After Brexit Hokey Cokey
Local Election Results – Tories Tonked
UK’s Longest Parliamentary Bill is VERY LONG
GOOSE NEWS – How the Goose Express Saved a Life (AI Generated!)
THE HEADLINER – “Mum claims speed of aggressive Aldi Cashier left her crying and shaking”
Godfather of AI – Geoffrey Hinton Quits Google
PORK SCRATCHINGS – McDonalds Cocaine McSpoon
Will City Finally Win the Champions League?
Big Bowls Weekend – Salmon gets his (five sets of) BOWLS out!
MD and Salmon Train for the Egremont Crab Fair