No Comparison Jon Taylor

This Best Of No Comparison episode features our "That's Poetic" game entries from Season 1. If you've been hankerin' to relive Sarah's rendition of the Full House theme as Bigfoot, or Jon's West Coast hipster spoken word atrocity, then this is the one for you. We shamefully bring you our finest collection of dope rhymes, vocal stylings, and other crimes against culture for your listening pleasure!

We decide our ultimate champion in the inaugural Slanderbowl! We’ve each picked our favorite topic from Season 1, so it can be taunted, trashed, and torn down by our adversary in this winner-takes-all finale. Sarah cancels Jon’s beloved TV Game Shows, while Jon torpedoes Sarah’s golden child, Shipwrecks. OG guest judge Mary returns to tell us which topic is more thoroughly slandered, and which one will hoist the coveted No Comparison Trophy. This episode's events are “Two Lies and a Truth,” “Word Association,” and “Hey, That’s My Enemy.” As usual, incriminating outtakes round out the fun. 

We bring in legal professional and convicted trespasser Chad to decide between two revered contributors to society: Sarah's maritime man, Jacques "cool cap" Cousteau, and the center of Jon's favorite new universe, Mr. Chuck E. Cheese. Join the crew as we strap on the ol' snorkels and cash our game tokens to play "Life Without It," "On the Stand," and "That's Poetic." Stick around for our ball pit of outtakes and stories of crime and punishment.

This one is an all-costumes clash! We've got folks dressed as foam-bodied cheerleaders versus a movie franchise featuring our future primate overlords. Jon pits his simian dream team against Sarah's sweaty walking bobble heads, for appraisal by our guest judge Jared. Our games: "Two Truths and a Lie" and "Hey, That's My Friend," in their normal configuration, plus a remix of "On the Stand," courtesy of our creative judge.

Come on down for a battle between wholesome family entertainment and Magic Mike's wardrobe! Sarah wields Tearaway Pants against Jon's TV Game Shows as guest judge (and legit subject matter expert!) Chapin must decide who will get all the cash and prizes. Our games this time are classics: "Desert Island," "Two Truths and a Lie," and "That's Poetic." A bonanza of episode outtakes features our usual goofs and a bonus game show tale.

We find ourselves in a sticky situation! How does one know when to hold 'em, and know when to fold 'em? So we pour one out for Kenny Rogers, grab a PB&J, and ask guest judge Katie to make the best of a bad hand and pick a winner. Will it be the pride of Georgia-sourced sandwich spreads, or a playful box of paper? Our games this episode: Tattoo Parlor, Hook Up the Trailer, and Hey, That's My Friend! Plus, gluttons for punishment will enjoy our usual jar o' chunky-style outtakes.