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Western Promises WesternPromises
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Beaumont, Paris, and Kevin lead you through the troubled wasteland of funkopops, disney adults, marvel movies, and bad opinions to the refreshing oasis of good opinions, firm convictions, mushy buffet-style ideology, and genuine camaraderie. Also just kidding if youre upset at anything or whatever.
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147 The Famous Western Promises Show
thanks for tuning into my show everyone. wow! we have such a good show for you guys. are you pumped up about wrestling?! are you fired up? this is the wrestling show for everyone. get fired up guys, wrestlemania is going on all year until the emperor sheds off his final skin. its gonna be a great year. i do this all for my family
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146 The Man With the Flesh of an Archangel
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wait, ur telling me this episode has lengthy jehovah's witness stories? um okay, next ur gonna say that there is also Greg discussions!? AS IF. next you are going to say some dumb shit like we also talk about Tony G and Wigger DANE??? jajajajaj, whatever you say kid. have fun on the wrong side of history.
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145 Fighting Men in Water 01
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okay, its incel time. okay now its royalty free sound effect time okay now its balldo time okay now its late episode time
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144 56k Libation
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AI will replace alcohol in 10 years. soon we wont need to drink 12 beers before approaching the 4 sitting alone at fudruckers. we will just pop in an AI earbud and let the ghost in the machine guide us to hyperborea. dont believe me? really? you dont think that will happen? well, have fun on the wrong side of history CHUD
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143 Tantric Gooning
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what if i told you there was a place you could go, right now, today, right where you are sitting, where nothing hurt anymore? no-one laughed at you anymore? people looked up to you, respected you, wanted to be in your presence. no, im not talking about mindfulness, i dont give a FUCK about being 10% happier. im talking about tantric gooning. 6, 7 8, or even 24 hours, of constant pleasure. alone or with friends or family. are you ready? are you ready to become the man you were always meant to be? well put your headphones on and hit the play button, lets get started.
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142 es squinche de monchuli (forgrazi monte riponista)
слушай, я не в этом эпизоде. Я не знаю, что тебе сказать. Я не слушал это, но уверен, что это хорошо. Если вам понравилось, подписывайтесь на наш патреон. Если вам это нравится, тогда обратите пристальное внимание на следующий эпизод. ты узнаешь это, когда услышишь.
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