Between the Sheets with Melissa and Scarlett Melissa St. Hilaire, Scarlett Amaris

Our eighteenth episode marks our triumphant return after a many months break with: pet penises, boner trees, the perks of sleeping naked, waking up with a vagina alarm clock, and how, according to science, vaginal orgasms don't exist (but clitoral ones do)! www.betweenthesheets69.com soundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlett Ask us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe): melissa@betweenthesheets69.com scarlett@betweenthesheets69.com

In our fifteenth episode we suffer through the holidays with: glitter beards and armpit hair, a naked artist in a glass box who masturbates, dinosaur erotica by Christie Sims, Ted Cruz holiday erotica, and remembering Lemmy. www.betweenthesheets69.com soundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlett Ask us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe): melissa@betweenthesheets69.com scarlett@betweenthesheets69.com

Our fourteenth episode starts with a little holiday cheer: Playing Cards Against Humanity during holiday get togethers, a ghost who masturbates you to death, what is squirting really, the top searches on Pornhub, adorable slang terms for sex from the last 600 years, and a strict Christian mom who asks Twitter about a Fleshlight she found in her son's bathroom. www.betweenthesheets69.com soundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlett Ask us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe): melissa@betweenthesheets69.com scarlett@betweenthesheets69.com

In our thirteenth episode day drinking Bloody Marys at a True Blood reunion leads to: A bag of dicks and things you didn't know about penises (like the low-cal semen diet), then how the law of attraction pertains to masturbation and a study saying women are almost never straight. www.betweenthesheets69.com soundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlett Ask us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe): melissa@betweenthesheets69.com scarlett@betweenthesheets69.com

Our twelfth episode spirals out of control: We make a splash on the political scene with Bernie Sanders' erotica Bernie's Desire by I. I. Dene which splits off into werebears and shapeshifters, then we delve into nutscaping photography and tales of masturbation, MDMA and oxytocin inducing hugs that stimulate our cannabinoid systems (who knew?). www.betweenthesheets69.com soundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlett Ask us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe): melissa@betweenthesheets69.com scarlett@betweenthesheets69.com

Our eleventh episode has been a long time coming: We explode onto the scene with spontaneous orgasms brought on by "magic" mushrooms, segue into Motorhead brand vibrators, how the Bible Belt views online porn more than anyone else in the country, how a pastor thinks sex is only for Christians and their kinky god, then take a left turn into exploding head syndrome and sleep paralysis, and close with a shout out to the wildly popular Tumblr: Things My Dick Does. www.betweenthesheets69.com soundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlett Ask us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe): melissa@betweenthesheets69.com scarlett@betweenthesheets69.com