My cousin Jamie met this guy at a BBQ once that swore down dinosaurs didn't exist. This geezer obviously loved a dodgy cigarette, but he ain't alone in thinking dinosaurs are total boll*cks. Bible bashers think it's a pro-evolution conspiracy, while others say nerds at museums and that invented dinosaurs to make mad dough. All I know is, it would've been proper annoying to be a T-Rex. I mean, what's the point in living if your arms aren't long enough to reach your old boy?
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