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Why do guys just want to f*ck you once then stalk your Instagram forever? Should you ditch the apps and meet people in the wild? How do you get over a breakup when you feel like you're gonna die?

These are all topics discussed on Girls Gotta Eat -- a comedy podcast about dating, sex, and relationships co-hosted by Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg.

Girls Gotta Ea‪t‬ Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg

    • Comedy
    • 4.6 • 10 Ratings

Why do guys just want to f*ck you once then stalk your Instagram forever? Should you ditch the apps and meet people in the wild? How do you get over a breakup when you feel like you're gonna die?

These are all topics discussed on Girls Gotta Eat -- a comedy podcast about dating, sex, and relationships co-hosted by Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg.

    Anxiety Disorderville, Population Many Motherf*ckers feat. Kelsey Darragh

    Anxiety Disorderville, Population Many Motherf*ckers feat. Kelsey Darragh

    If there's one person who can speak on anxiety, depression, and panic with such humor, insight, and personal experience, it's Kelsey Darragh. We're so glad she joined us to discuss her mental health journey from therapy to misdiagnoses to meds to social situations to panic attacks. She shares what has worked for her, how to manage anxiety in a relationship (when you're the person with it or the partner trying to help), why and how she quit drinking, and more. And before Kelsey joins us, we're unpacking why guys turn down booty calls and/or friends with benefits situations. Enjoy!
    Follow Kelsey on Instagram @KelseyDarragh and check out her book Don't F*cking Panic.
    Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Check our website for merchandise and show dates.
    Thank you to our partners this week:
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    • 1 hr 30 min
    Where Are They Now?

    Where Are They Now?

    It's our three year anniversary BONUS episode **air horn** and we're giving all the status updates. We're sharing how our lives have changed since the start of the podcast, how our listeners lives have changed (grab the tissues), and the tea everyone has been waiting for -- "Where are they now?" updates on former guests, the guys we got psychic readings about, and the most beloved GGE story submissions (yes, foot job girl, movie theater anal, and more). Thank you snackheads for three amazing years, and cheers to many more!
    Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for show dates and merchandise.
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    • 1 hr 15 min
    Four Principles for Infinite Orgasms feat. Pussy Healer Cosmic

    Four Principles for Infinite Orgasms feat. Pussy Healer Cosmic

    If we've ever had an episode that's equal parts hot and healing, it's this one. We're talking about how to get your body buzzing with infinite orgasms, more enjoyable sex, and overall better pleasure with pussy healer Cosmic. She shares her four principles to follow and even guides us through the final step to getting in touch with your womb and feeling the power in your pussy. We're also talking about shame and stigmas around masturbating and turn-ons, polyamory and how to explore it, and why we need to be sunning our nether regions. Plus we're deep diving on Britney. Hope you enjoy!
    Follow Cosmic on Instagram @iamcosmicvibes and find more on her website.
    Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Check our website for show dates and merchandise.
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    • 1 hr 41 min
    Pet Loss, Grief Relief, and Showing Love

    Pet Loss, Grief Relief, and Showing Love

    This one might be a tearjerker for some, but we're still coming through with laughs, love, and living our truth. We're discussing the recent passing of Ashley's dog/Rayna's godson/GGE legend Dewey, and how we've been handling this loss (Ashley grieving, Rayna supporting), offering insight for those dealing with their own grief, and giving advice for supporting friends and family members in times of need. We're also sharing the inspiring ways our listeners support each other through grief, and what NOT to say when someone is hurting. And of course we still have our regularly scheduled intro programming with some commentary on the Lebron heckler, The Bachelor, mean girls, and fresh recs.
    Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @RaynaGreenberg. Get merchandise and tickets to our virtual live show THIS THURSDAY on our website!
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    • 1 hr 32 min
    Be Your Own Rich Man feat. Money Coach Nicole Victoria

    Be Your Own Rich Man feat. Money Coach Nicole Victoria

    We're talking about moneeeey again! This time, we're joined by financial coach Nicole Victoria who shares a wealth of important knowledge and tips for shifting your mindset around money, making more of it, investing (and yes, for people who have no idea where to start), who to trust with your dollars, real estate investments, and more. We also discuss why A MAN IS NOT A PLAN (just saying it louder for the people in the back), and the importance of women having financial security. Plus, we have a recap of Ashley's date with the older man, an inadvertent roast by Rayna, and fresh recs. Enjoy!
    Follow Nicole on Instagram @nobudgetbabe and find more on her website.
    Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for show dates and merchandise.
    Thank you to our partners this week:
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    • 1 hr 31 min
    Are We All Stalkers?

    Are We All Stalkers?

    Real talk -- most of us have an inner stalker and women are born with innate detective skills so let's get into it. We're talking about all the crazy avenues of finding info on the internet, whether you should stalk before a first date, how far is too far, harmless stalking vs. invasive snooping, creeping on a current partner vs. an ex, tracking device hacks (LOL), hotel security, and more. Of course we're sharing some of our own stalker stories and hilarious submissions from our listeners. And we're also catching up on the inauguration, a recent Bachelor nation breakup, and TV/movie recommendations both old and new. This episode is dedicated to our angel boy Dewey whose spirit will always live in the house studio. Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Check our website for show dates and merchandise.
    Thank you to our partners this week:
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    • 1 hr 23 min

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