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David and Erin discuss all the thoughts you wish you could say out loud...politics, sex, everyday life and segments like, "People I'd Like To Slap" and "Terrible Poetry"... nothing is off base with these two and nothing is funnier!

Calm the F#ck Down.. with David & Erin Period The End Productions

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David and Erin discuss all the thoughts you wish you could say out loud...politics, sex, everyday life and segments like, "People I'd Like To Slap" and "Terrible Poetry"... nothing is off base with these two and nothing is funnier!

    #142 -The Mississippi $240,000 CROSS...

    #142 -The Mississippi $240,000 CROSS...

    Join the DUO for an episode filled with milestones, surprises, and baffling events! Erin celebrates becoming a Nana and shares the joys of her first week with the new baby! Then, the conversation takes a turn towards the grandiose as they discuss a massive $240,000 cross erected by Christians in Mississippi—talk about making a weird statement! The mystery deepens with the bizarre theft of 18,500 bobble-head toys of a hockey player; even the FBI is puzzled over who might pull off such a heist. Don’t miss our favorite "Who Said That?" segment for a dose of laughter.  Tune in for a whirlwind of emotions and stories!

    • 54 min
    #141 - Man Loves Swimming with ALLIGATOR?

    #141 - Man Loves Swimming with ALLIGATOR?

    Erin shares a bewildering story about a woman casually enjoying a piece of pepperoni straight from her pocket—because, why not? We also list 10 things men should absolutely avoid saying to women, unless they're looking for trouble. In a bizarre turn of events, a man faces consequences for letting some children swim with his alligator. Yes, you heard that right—an alligator! Our 'Say What?' segment is back, leaving you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity. Tune in for this wild mix of political commentary, health scares, pocket snacks, and reptilian pool parties!

    • 53 min
    #140 - A 3 Year Old Chihuahua INFLUENCER???

    #140 - A 3 Year Old Chihuahua INFLUENCER???

    In this episode, we marvel at the jet-setting life of a 3-year-old Chihuahua dog influencer – yes, you heard that right, a canine globetrotter. At the 31-minute mark, we tackle the controversial topic of participation trophies – are they a harmless nod to effort or a misguided gesture? Our ever-popular 'Who Said That?' segment promises to perplex and amuse. And you won’t believe what happened to Erin’s husband – let’s just say, it involves a spider and a bare foot. This episode has it all: from heartbreak to hilarity!

    • 49 min
    #139 - Channing Tatum Marrying Zoe Kravitz??

    #139 - Channing Tatum Marrying Zoe Kravitz??

    Strap in for an episode full of love, loss, and ludicrous endeavors! First up, wedding bells are ringing for Channing Tatum and Zoë Kravitz. Then, we dive into the retail apocalypse with Macy's closing down 150 stores. Is this the final sale for the giant? Erin shares her disdain for hair dye. Meanwhile, David unravels a tale of betrayal when he catches a friend red-handed. And for the grand finale, imagine trying to fit a horse into a tiny apartment. That's exactly what a young Polish man did, leading to a neigh-worthy encounter with the police. 
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    • 58 min
    #138 - ANGRY Wheelchair Grandma...

    #138 - ANGRY Wheelchair Grandma...

    David & Erin kick things off with a recap of the recent strong winds that swept through their area. Then, gear up for the 'Who Said That?' segment, where guessing gets as gusty as the wind outside. The duo doesn't hold back on their disdain for cigarette smoke, sharing a few wheezy words on the matter. And just when you thought it couldn't get any more outrageous, David recounts an altercation with a 70-year-old woman that took a hilariously shocking turn. 
     
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    • 49 min
    #137 - Indian Fans ANGRY at Rihanna's Concert....

    #137 - Indian Fans ANGRY at Rihanna's Concert....

    The duo kicks things off with rave reviews of Biden’s latest speech. Then they delve into the world of high-stakes performances, where Rihanna's $6 million gig in India didn’t quite hit the mark. Buckle up as they also share some wild road rage stories that’ll have you gripping your seat. Things get a bit awkward when Erin recounts her encounter with an...um, noticeable fashion choice at UPS. And just when you think it can’t get any quirkier, Erin reveals how she once faked a lisp to become a magazine-selling mogul!
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    • 55 min

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