Project Blue Balls documents my quest to find the girl of my dreams at dance clubs. Each episode I try out a new "pick up artist" technique in order to boost my confidence with women all in the safe confines of the dance club. My theory is that if I'm able to become more confident that it will bring me one step closer to finding my dream girl. This podcast will not stop until I have found THE ONE. My friends think I am retarded, and I would have to agree.