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If you’re like us, you love all kinds of movies: from Dad-core Action to Chick Flicks, from Hard Sci-Fi to Fantasy, from the most brutal Horror to Comedies, and everything in between. If you’re like us, what you hate are the snobby critics that dog your favorite movie, the overproduced podcasts that chase YouTube algorithms for ad revenue, and all the woke Hollywood bullshit that surrounds these films we love so much.

We want to hear your thoughts about any movies we bring up in an episode and movies you think we would enjoy!

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If you’re like us, you love all kinds of movies: from Dad-core Action to Chick Flicks, from Hard Sci-Fi to Fantasy, from the most brutal Horror to Comedies, and everything in between. If you’re like us, what you hate are the snobby critics that dog your favorite movie, the overproduced podcasts that chase YouTube algorithms for ad revenue, and all the woke Hollywood bullshit that surrounds these films we love so much.

We want to hear your thoughts about any movies we bring up in an episode and movies you think we would enjoy!

    Planet of the Apes: Trilogy Recap

    Planet of the Apes: Trilogy Recap

    Possibly the best remake ever attempted, we break down why the Apes trilogy works so well. One of us grew up loving the original movies, and the other didn't, but we both are so profoundly moved by the new series. We get deep into the decisions made by the filmmakers, and the powerful visuals and messages throughout Caesar's arc. We're definitely looking forward Kingdom, and are hopeful that it continues this incredible legacy, but after 7 years and a Disney acquisition... will it?

    The boys skip the draft, but have a lot of new movies to share spoiler-free thoughts on. Dustin saw The First Omen, Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, Civil War, and Abigail. Jake watched Madame Web (yes, seriously) and the first two episodes of Fallout. Then both of them watched Late Night with the Devil! Dustin also makes reference to Restore Point, but you'll hear a lot more about that next episode (spoiler alert: it's a huge recommend).



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    • 2 hrs 46 min
    Where Artistic Vision Meets Fan Frustration

    Where Artistic Vision Meets Fan Frustration

    Since Justice League, the discussions of Director's Cuts have been at an all-time high. Even though it's been a thing since the 60's, and continues to affect movies that were initially released in the late 1920's. But as we wait for Zack Snyder's apparently definitive "Rebel Moon" versions, let's look back at some examples where a new edit to a film made it measurably better, and when they made a movie significantly worse. While Ridley Scott and Zack Snyder most commonly utilize the re-release gimmick, other greats like Coppola, Spielberg, Cameron and more have also attempted it with varying degrees of success. We also discuss extended editions, unrated versions, alternate endings, mythical assembly cuts, and much more!



    Unfortunately we had some issues recording the beginning of the episode, so we drop you right in the middle to share our recent guest appearances on I Was a Teenage Film Snob and We Love Horror. A new milestone is crossed in the Movie Draft update, we rep some new merch, and we (very briefly) discuss Taylor Swift.





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    • 2 hrs 1 min
    April 21st is FOG DAY!

    April 21st is FOG DAY!

    We told you last October in our episode about the movies John Carpenter wrote, directed, and scored that THE FOG (1980) was a delight and unexpectedly good. Because the movie takes place on April 21st, and is about the centennial founding of Antonio Bay, we decided every April 21st should be celebrated as a global holiday: FOG DAY! So get your pirate garb and fog machines ready, because we're celebrating the 144th anniversary in our first ever FOG DAY celebration!



    Dustin shares thoughts on a lot of first-time watches: The Stranger, Hypnotic, On the Line, Irish Wish, and Quiet on the Set - the documentary about the Nickelodeon controversy. Jake gives a first impression for Ricky Stanicky.



    Then the boys share some extended thoughts about a really interesting film they were asked to check out called The Last Deal. Currently available on Starz, it's the biggest Guerrilla-style production in decades and a really interesting film. Check it out! TheLastDealMovie.com


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    • 2 hrs 11 min
    THIS is an Original Movie!

    THIS is an Original Movie!

    When people complain there's no originality left in Hollywood, this is the kind of movie they should be seeking out and supporting. Fantastic performances from actors you don't know the names of. Amazing that it is both almost entirely improvised, and a brilliant, mind-blowing story as well! Do yourself a favor and watch "Coherence" (2013), then come join us because we know you'll have a lot of questions.Before the episode, the boys give extended thoughts on the new Road House remake! On top of that, Jake gives spoiler-free first impressions of Self Reliance, Anyone But You, and I Feel Pretty. Dustin watched American Nightmare, Out of Darkness, and Strays.

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    • 2 hrs 34 min
    Best Movies & Performances of 2023

    Best Movies & Performances of 2023

    The Inaugural Movie Bonerz Awards highlights the best (and some of the worst) that last year had to offer. From stunts to practical effects, from the writing to the music, from the best hero to the worst villain, and from the most over-the-top sex scene to... whatever can follow that. We were fortunate enough to be joined by a ton of very hilarious guest presenters for each of our categories. Since this was recorded in our first-ever live stream, subscribe to be notified when we go live next time, because we will definitely be doing that again!



    No first impressions this week, as we've been cramming all the movies we missed or skipped last year. But make sure you watch Coherence (2013) before next episode, because we're going to spoil the shit out of it.





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    • 3 hrs 12 min
    Watching the Original Dune for the First Time

    Watching the Original Dune for the First Time

    Sure we aren't David Lynch fans, and yes it's mostly based on Mulholland Drive, but because Lynch himself hated the production and result the 1984 Dune adaptation, perhaps that means we'll like it? We test that theory by both watching it for the first time, and trying to decode how much of this insane story will be in the new Dune: Part Two. We spoil the whole thing, but if you've seen Villeneuve's versions, I really don't think you need to worry about it. Although some of it is so crazy it really does need to be seen to be believed....



    But before that, Dustin gives spoiler-free first impressions of The Iron Claw, Wonka, and American Fiction. Jake has finally seen Anatomy of a Fall, A Haunting in Venice, and a movie we've since become obsessed with: Coherence.





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    • 1 hr 54 min

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