Surviving the Military Movie Survival Guide

"Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of a million dollar equipment!"--- Rambo, "First Blood"

Surviving military service in the movies can be difficult. Between "volunteering", scientific experiments, and dangerous superiors, your life is in constant jeopardy. This should help you survive your stint in the service, no matter which branch, which era, or which side you find yourself on.