TOS 1: What Are Little Girls Made Of Pappi and The Pepper Boldly Go

Captain's Log: In this episode of Pappi and The Pepper Boldly Go, we seek to answer the question: What are little girls made of? With androids, penis caves, and Dwayne the Rock Johnson himself, we hope that this episode of The Original Series will make that answer clear. Just don't let McCoy find out that there were two Kirks again.