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Welcome to Goosebuds! A podcast where your hosts Paul Ritchey, Chad Quandt, and Kevin Cole dig into the Young Adult Literature of Goosebumps by R.L. Stine and give these tomes the deep critique and respect they deserve. Sometimes they get too scared and cover other adjacent 90s books and culture instead. Come join us and re-discover the stories you grew up with or jump in for the first time.
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EP 177 - Adventure! - You Are A Shark
It's time to morph into a shark! But sadly we're not reading Animophs and fighting an alien resistance, we're a dumb kid trespassing into an ancient temple and cursed by a vague monk! Your hosts Chad Quandt, Paul Ritchey, and Kevin Cole read through the 80s Choose Your Own Adventure book: You Are A Shark by Edward Packard. Despite the direct title, it's really hard for us to get the animal form we want and really run through the fauna of the world. Will we get to punch out that smug mystic cursing us? Or will we die to humans? This is one of the most brutal CYOA stories, evoking the infamous Back to Pass episode.
Adventure starts at 12:23
Off-Topics: Trouble is a fake idea, the idea of sharks -
Ep 176 - My Friends Call Me Monster
Do you know what it's like to be considered a beast by your classmates? To be so big but also good at computers? A teenage Hank McCoy? At least one of hosts does and this episode hits hard. Your hosts Chad Quandt, Paul Ritchey, and Kevin Cole cover R.L. Stine's Goosebumps Horrorland book My Friends Call Me Monster. This is a weird story about monster closets and egg-based horror. Not recommended for vegans!
Book discussion and banter are as inseparable from each other as the briar and the rose.
Off-Topics Include: Elden Ring, Skyrim
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Email: goosebuds@gmail.com
Twitter: @GoosebudsPod
Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)
Music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net) -
Ep 175 - Who's Your Mummy?
This book tasks questions the reader: who is your mother and what do they do? Are they wrapped up in bandages? And are they being used as a fuel source for eternal life? Your hosts Paul Ritchey and Kevin Cole cover R.L. Stine's Goosebumps Horrorland book Who's Your Mummy? Protagonists Abby and Peter stay with their uncle who has a dark secret: a real tasty stockpile of mummies to eat up. Weird! And the adventure continues into the ongoing Horrorland saga. Is horror Byron an ally? Or is he tracking them with GPS chips? Enjoy the episode!
Book discussion starts at 12:15
OFF TOPICS: Kaiju No. 8, Smart Guys, TNT Amusements Inc.
You can support Goosebuds, get access to bonus episodes, join our secret Discord, and more at patreon.com/goosebuds
Dress your skeleton with Goosebuds apparel at goosebuds.store
Email: goosebuds@gmail.com
Twitter: @GoosebudsPod
Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)
Music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net) -
Ep 174 - The Adventures of Pete & Pete: 'Day of the Dot"
Get in formation, Goosebuddies! Your hosts Chad Quandt, Paul Ritchey, and Kevin Cole watch another classic The Adventures of Pete & Pete episode, "Day of the Dot". As Big Pete's marching band competes in the Regional Championship, he struggles with affections for Ellen and a tyrannical teacher. Meanwhile Little Pete is trapped on an endless school bus as Bus Driver Stu wrestles with a broken heart. This is a sweet indie episode and we're inspired by the discussion. Enjoy!
Episode Discussion begins: 18:18
OFF-TOPICS: SpongeBob SuperBowl, Perfect High School, Doctorin', Wolf C.I.A., You Can Desaturate Your Phone Screen, Chad's Take On Sonic 2 (The Movie)
You can support Goosebuds, get access to bonus episodes, join our secret Discord, and more at patreon.com/goosebuds
Dress your skeleton with Goosebuds apparel at goosebuds.store
Email: goosebuds@gmail.com
Twitter: @GoosebudsPod
Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)
Music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net) -
Ep 173 - Adventure! - The Badlands of Hark
Your Goosebuds Chad Quandt, Paul Ritchey, and Kevin Cole read through the 1985 CYOA book The Badlands of Hark, written by R.L. Stine! This is written before Goosebumps, Fear Street, or Horrorland; what sort of sci-fi fantasy world does a younger Stine have in his soul? Turns out it's one with an endless maze. A lot of death in this hellworld of R.L.'s. Can Paul and Kevin survive and find The Nonspecific Treasure?
OFF TOPICS: Phone Cord Twirling, Beet Feudalism, Picard's robot body, Robot Hands, RoboCop, Chad's First Cousins Once Removed
Adventure begins: 14:15
You can support Goosebuds, get access to bonus episodes, join our secret Discord, and more perks at patreon.com/goosebuds
Style your skeleton with Goosebuds at goosebuds.store
Email: goosebuds@gmail.com
Twitter: @GoosebudsPod
Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)
Music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net)
Cover art by Brock Gallagher (@brockadile) -
Ep 172 - Dr. Maniac vs Robby Schwartz
Your Goosebuds hosts Chad Quandt, Paul Ritchey, and Kevin Cole review R.L. Stine's Goosebumps Horrorland book Dr. Maniac vs Robby Schwartz where aspiring cartoonist Robby discovers his comic creations come alive to eat squirrels and torture local kids. But also none of this matters as Robby resets the narrative multiple times (it was all a joke, reader!) and it causes an emotional cataclysm for your Goosebuddies . To be honest, this episode really broke us. But don't CTRL+ALT+DEL on us; we'll keep pounding through Young Adult books because tackling R.L.'s legacy is our great purpose in life.
OFF TOPICS: Rocky, Bioshock/Judas, Ben Franklin, Code Lyoko vs Reboot
Book discussion begins: 16:40
Complete mental breakdown begins: 1:23:59
You can support Goosebuds, get access to bonus episodes, join our secret Discord, and more perks at patreon.com/goosebuds
Style your skeleton with Goosebuds at goosebuds.store
Email: goosebuds@gmail.com
Twitter: @GoosebudsPod
Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)
Music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net)
Cover art by Brock Gallagher (@brockadile)