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Draft Day Recap

Yahoo is in love with the new owners to the league rating out their drafts as the best 3.

Projected Standings
1. 13-0-0 In Breesus We Trust (2200)
2. 10-2-1 Porn ‘Stache (2127)
3. 10-2-1 Safe Auto (2140)
4. 8-4-1 Some Other Guy (2017)
5. 8-4-1 Dueces 2 The Rooster (2017)
6. 8-5-0 2 Jimmys Betterthen1 (2056)
7. 6-7-0 #ThoughtI’dBeBetter (2005)
8. 4-9-0 Deny till ya die (1947)
9. 2-10-1 Bathtub Admirals (1953)
10. 2-10-1 Straight Cash Homie (1951)
11. 2-10-1 Cornelius’s Team (1916)
12. 2-11-0 Stranger With Candy (1931)

In Breesus We Trust - the darling Of the draft and the projected points and league champion, expectation are high. As an expansion team, he likely out kicked the coverage. Hes got Zeke and Gordon, who are going all Le’Veon Bell on a contract hold outs, so the early weeks could spell trouble for him. Also didn’t even take Brees, so seems to be mid-named.

Porn ‘Stache - had a couple stretches with reaching for some picks, case and point Mahomes in the first round, we shall see how that pans out, and last owner to take a WR, they have the 2nd easiest schedule, so the path to the playoffs is there for the taking. Crap the diaper cream and pacifiers with the youngest roster in the league, hopefully he won’t be crying like a baby at the end of the season.

Safe Auto - drafting ninth and projecting a 3rd place finish, deep at RB with a couple workhorses. Will need to lock up a playoff spot early because they have the toughest schedule in the second half.

Some Other Guy - drafting from the pole position and looks like a playoff campaign is in the cards. Went heavy with Detroit selections, seems iffy. Grandpas team as his roster is the oldest in the league, better stack up on the centrum silver and icy hot patches and buckle up.

Dueces 2 The Rooster - the defending champion is not projected to repeat. Has the 3rd easiest schedule, so that could make a playoff run possible. The second oldest roster and wasn’t intrigued by any rookies.

2 Jimmys Betterthen1 - drafted fifth, finish fifth, I am looking at another playoff season. Only team with one QB, when everyone else invested draft capital in a backup. With the easiest first couple weeks, looking like I’ll be taking the early lead in the standing and leave the rest of you chumps in the dust.

#ThoughtI’dBeBetter - drafting third and finishing seventh, looks like management is going to be critical, and after a last place finish last year, things don’t look good. The last three weeks are projected to be the toughest in the league, better get that playoff spot locked up ASAP.

Deny till ya die - drafted in the 2nd spot and based on projected finish, failed miraculously. Watch for player drops from his team ahead of week 10 as 6 players on bye.

Bathtub Admirals - drafted 11th and got a deep WR group, drafting WR early and often. Tardy to the RB party as the last owner to select a RB. Week 6 will be tough with 6 on bye.

Straight Cash Homie - drafted last and will finish near the bottom, heavy dose of the prolific Jets offense, maybe too much? Week 10 will be rough with six players on bye. The toughest schedule based on projections, things don’t look good.

Cornelius’s Team - looks like a year of being the league punching bag, with the 2nd most difficult strength of schedule. We shall find out if last year auto pick or skill were what resulted in his 2nd place finish last year.

Stranger With Candy - our league basement dweller. TE in the 2nd round was a strategy, and looks like the rest of the team is spare parts here. Yahoo projecting you to rack up the “L” at a prolific rate.

Thank you to all the owners for making the draft a success. We will work on a bigger draft event next year.

Straight Cash Homie does begin the year on the CSL (Commissioners Shit List) for conduct detrimental to the league.

Good luck to all of you, except Tim and any Bears fans.