We Are Not Journalists PodcastOne
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WE ARE NOT JOURNALISTS is a weekly podcast starring popular social media pranksters Walter Masterson and Maximillian Clark, who take delight in asking laugh-out-loud, nonsensical questions of today’s newsmakers, many of whom remain relentlessly and utterly clueless. Being somewhat socially responsible, there’s also experts, comedians and politicians analyzing how crazy everything is, and maybe collectively, we can figure out how to save the world?
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Trump's Bronx Rally Broke Us.
Sneak peek at our unreleased footage from the south bronx makes us le sad. We also talk about Chic-fil-a's very real child labor camp and there was a bit about blimps that we cut for time, but it was interesting to Max.
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Still Not a Great Time to Visit the Congo
Walter sits down with Eugene Puryear again to talk the DRC conflict.
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We go on Even More News
The Some More News podcast welcomes its arms to our particular brand of dumb chaos. Uh oh.
Some More News: https://www.youtube.com/@SMN
Even More News: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/some-more-news/id1364825229
0:00 - Intro and Holidays
6:37 - Chatting with Walter and Maximilian
9:04 - Samuel Alito, Flag Fanatic
20:21 - Trump's Trial
35:21 - Scarlett Johansson and OpenAI
40:52 - Wrapping up (also, slipping, slopping, and slapping) -
Slather Your Heart in Glycene
We go through some of our fun interactions with MAGA at the Wildwood Trump Rally, debate if murder is wrong and get a little wacky hanging out. And yeah, that's not the name of the Seinfeld movie. It's a trick called Occam's Razor which is when you make a mistake in your content to up engagement.
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Trump's Wildwood White Power Rally
If you haven't checked in with the right lately, it's not great. We went to Wildwood, NJ to meet some patriot front goons and the head goon Donald J. Trump who's still telling the snake story.
Also project 2025 is terrifying.
Next week we promise you a more uplifting episode because yikes.
That article we mentioned: https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/11/trump-johnny-mcentee-january-6-betrayal/620646/ -
RFK's Brain Worms
Actual RFK Jr Quote: "A worm got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died." So there's that.
We also do Man vs Bear, the Stormy Daniels Trial and find the hot new Venezuelan Dictator campaign song of the summer. What a news cycle