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Week 2 Recap League of Denial
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Week two in the books, but some unfinished business from week one. We now cut to a live press conference from Strangers With Candy discussing week one.
Week 2
Awards
Me Cleo (most points)
2 Jimmys betterthen1 -163
McLovin (least points)
Deny till ya die - 78
Biggest Loser (highest losing points)
Bathtub Admirals- 143
Helen Keller (most bench points)
Stranger with Candy - Emmanuel Sanders 25pts (would have given Jameson the W)
Size doesn’t matter (slimmest margin of victory)
Straight Cash Homie - 6pts over Some Other Guy.
Fred OBannion Beatdown of the week
Safe Auto by 40 over #Thoughtidbebetter
Double Doink of the Week (inactive starter)
Homeless again this week, way to be active fellas.
Straight Cash Homie storms back Monday night for the 6 point win by way of 26 of OBJ and 21 from Lev Bell.
Stranger with Candy followed up his magnificent week with a dud, In Breesus We Trust rode 26 by Zeke for the seven point win.
Defending Champ Deuces 2 The Rooster had big performances from SNF and MNF to seal the lopsided affair with Deny Till Ya Die, winning by 22pts.
Significant injuries are piling up for Cornelius’s team, tyreek hill last week, Big Ben this week. The loss of Big Ben decided this one in favor of Porn Stache to the tune of 10pts.
#thoughtidbebetter racked up lack lusters performances all through the lineup, while Safe auto had big performance after big performance and ran away with this one early Sunday afternoon, delivering the Beatdown of the week, winning by 40.
As expected all things in the universe got back into proper alignment as I got on the winning track, scoring the most points of the week, which was needed as Bathtub Admirals scored the third highest points this week, patriots defense got the big shutout bonus and dominated the community college club Miami Dolphins and sealed my victory.
Running down the standings as of week two.
In Breesus We Trust and Deuces 2 the Rooster lead the standings at 2-0. The basement dwellers at 0-2 are Cornelius’s team and deny till ya die. The other 8 of us are tied at 1-1.
Matchup of the week of Is In Breesus We Trust vs Deuces 2 the Rooster, so somebody is taking their first loss. Projections have Breesus walking away with this one 144-123 giving Deuces 2 the Rooster 34% chance of winning.
Porn Stache v Deny till ya die this week, projections have porn Stache winning by 3, we shall see if Deny till ya die can pick up his first win.
Stranger with Candy goes against Some other guy this week. Projections have stranger with Candy getting back to his winning ways, but projections are tight. We shall see if Some other guys does with Brees our for the next six weeks.
Straight cash homie vs safe Auto, straight cash homie finally won last week, but projections have him taking another loss this week, by two touchdowns. Straight cash homie will have the last say on this matchup with the only player in this matchup on Monday night.
Bathtub Admirals goes up against #ithoughtidbebetter, projections have #ithoughtidbebetter taking the W by 15, if you’ve been following along at home, the projections haven’t been very accurate, so we will see. Bathtub Admirals has both his RB going Monday night.
2 Jimmys bettetthen1 faces off with Cornelius’s team and is projected to win this matchup. Cornelius has some roster decisions to make. Cornelius has a couple guys going Monday night but I’ll pry have the W wrapped up behind Sunday night football kicks off.
Week two in the books, but some unfinished business from week one. We now cut to a live press conference from Strangers With Candy discussing week one.
Week 2
Awards
Me Cleo (most points)
2 Jimmys betterthen1 -163
McLovin (least points)
Deny till ya die - 78
Biggest Loser (highest losing points)
Bathtub Admirals- 143
Helen Keller (most bench points)
Stranger with Candy - Emmanuel Sanders 25pts (would have given Jameson the W)
Size doesn’t matter (slimmest margin of victory)
Straight Cash Homie - 6pts over Some Other Guy.
Fred OBannion Beatdown of the week
Safe Auto by 40 over #Thoughtidbebetter
Double Doink of the Week (inactive starter)
Homeless again this week, way to be active fellas.
Straight Cash Homie storms back Monday night for the 6 point win by way of 26 of OBJ and 21 from Lev Bell.
Stranger with Candy followed up his magnificent week with a dud, In Breesus We Trust rode 26 by Zeke for the seven point win.
Defending Champ Deuces 2 The Rooster had big performances from SNF and MNF to seal the lopsided affair with Deny Till Ya Die, winning by 22pts.
Significant injuries are piling up for Cornelius’s team, tyreek hill last week, Big Ben this week. The loss of Big Ben decided this one in favor of Porn Stache to the tune of 10pts.
#thoughtidbebetter racked up lack lusters performances all through the lineup, while Safe auto had big performance after big performance and ran away with this one early Sunday afternoon, delivering the Beatdown of the week, winning by 40.
As expected all things in the universe got back into proper alignment as I got on the winning track, scoring the most points of the week, which was needed as Bathtub Admirals scored the third highest points this week, patriots defense got the big shutout bonus and dominated the community college club Miami Dolphins and sealed my victory.
Running down the standings as of week two.
In Breesus We Trust and Deuces 2 the Rooster lead the standings at 2-0. The basement dwellers at 0-2 are Cornelius’s team and deny till ya die. The other 8 of us are tied at 1-1.
Matchup of the week of Is In Breesus We Trust vs Deuces 2 the Rooster, so somebody is taking their first loss. Projections have Breesus walking away with this one 144-123 giving Deuces 2 the Rooster 34% chance of winning.
Porn Stache v Deny till ya die this week, projections have porn Stache winning by 3, we shall see if Deny till ya die can pick up his first win.
Stranger with Candy goes against Some other guy this week. Projections have stranger with Candy getting back to his winning ways, but projections are tight. We shall see if Some other guys does with Brees our for the next six weeks.
Straight cash homie vs safe Auto, straight cash homie finally won last week, but projections have him taking another loss this week, by two touchdowns. Straight cash homie will have the last say on this matchup with the only player in this matchup on Monday night.
Bathtub Admirals goes up against #ithoughtidbebetter, projections have #ithoughtidbebetter taking the W by 15, if you’ve been following along at home, the projections haven’t been very accurate, so we will see. Bathtub Admirals has both his RB going Monday night.
2 Jimmys bettetthen1 faces off with Cornelius’s team and is projected to win this matchup. Cornelius has some roster decisions to make. Cornelius has a couple guys going Monday night but I’ll pry have the W wrapped up behind Sunday night football kicks off.
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