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Swiss Army Man

Okay, we all know Z can pick some f****d up movies but this one is especially... just wow. And this is Z typing so take that for what it's worth. No descriptions, just listen to this one.

Vin Diesel plays an immortal viking. Frodo of the Shire is a priest. Jon Snow's dead girlfriend plays a witch. It's surprisingly decent? What do I know, I just type the descriptions.

Beetlejuice-

So Batman plays a horny male version of Bloody Mary in this 80's classic. One hosts loves the movie and the other not so much. If you've ever listened before, you can probably guess which is which.

BLADE

Vamps, techno, shotguns, and literal blood baths- Back when Marvel was a little risque.

TOTAL RECALL

150% boobs, Martian conspiracies, rippling Austrian muscle, and puns. Seriously, what else can you want in a film?

SIN CITY

Noir grittiness? Check. Witty commentary? Check. Gore? Check. Boobs? Check. Frodo and Bruce Willis? Double Check. Boobs? Fuck it, have another check.