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Break out the Official Presidential Suicide Kit and join us for the S5 finale.


In which:


- Trin times the President's time-to-nut


- Sam says what he really thinks about 100 Gecs


- and Jack murders a dude with his thighs

The drops get sillier, the plot gets more convoluted, and we get a real Cinderella story of a Bad Dad Award contender.


In which:


- Jack Ratatouilles an airliner


- silly noises are made


- and Jack goes "Oof"

Trin has a soundboard now, and Sam doesn't know what hit him. It's a silly episode, folks.


In which:


-women be shopping a ludicrous amount


-the villain stakes get higher and dumber


-and we trade a Kim for a new sinister heartthrob

This one had it all, folks. Robocop, the return of Kim, and, we can't stress this enough, a man being shot in the wife.


In which:


- it's villain central


- Kim immediately gets imperilled


- and a man gets shot! In the wife!

You wait all day for a contrived, insulting trolley problem, then two come along at once.


In which:


-the curtain raises once more on Accent Theatre


-there's gas that makes you get funny with it


-and actually there is another way

24BPP returns! To celebrate, we blow up half of our main cast and adopt a new Kim to imperil.


Featuring:


- Boy Kim, the Kim that's a boy


- President Palmer, anime superfan


- and Trin still mourning the loss of last season's villain