At the End of the Internet Spooky Time

“It’s like Primer but with more reverse bear traps.”

In an excessively long and pointed episode, we take on true love, what constitutes a large “weapon”, the efficacy of the poison arrow throw, and 2nd amendment rights. Strap on your strap-ons and join us for a look into the dreamy and the macabre. 

The dynamic duo turn their gaze upwards.  No that’s not a bird, it’s not a plane, it’s… fire.  We talk about the best way to cut a cow in half, what movies scarred us for life, alien deadbeat slobs, and, most importantly, legalizing the universe.  The next time you see a bright light flash acrossContinue reading "Fire in the Sky – Robert Lieberman"

You know that thing where you pay for one and get two! BOGO! We are here for you. We’re giving you one film for free and the second for… free. The best titled film ever created. Hell the best film(s) ever created? One a masterpiece, another a lost masterpiece. John Williams eat your fucking heartContinue reading "A Night to Dismember – Doris Wishman"

The dynamic duo covers Mike Flanagan’s Absentia.  Terrifying tunnels, aerobic base training, eating [redacted], it’s all here!  Join us as we delve into the origin story of one of today’s most talented horror directors. 

Here it is.  What you've all been waiting for.  The greatest film ever made.  We're here to take you by the hand and walk you through it all.  We'll laugh, we'll cry, we'll get unusually turned on by our sponsors (if Kafka could only hear us now).  You know, they say possession is 9/10 of the law, and we are here to tell you: a whole octopus is probably a lot cheaper than a subscription to the Spice channel.  I can't summarize this movie, but if you want to see Dr. Alan Grant kill someone by gagging himself with a feather, take a seat by the fire.