Big Feelings: 90 Day Fiance Big Feelings

Well, friends, we did it.  We made it through a full season of the baroque, romantic nihilism that is "90 Day Fiancee".  Thank you so much for joining us on this journey.  It helped us through the pandemic.  We hope that, in whatever small way, it did the same for you.

All Music by Sean Cone

Sean and Lo put on frayed black sweaters and black lipstick and dive into the nihilism that is episode 16, part 1 of the tell-all.  Lo perks up from her depression spiral when talk turns to plastic surgery and the tater tot that used to be Yara's nose.  Sean and Lo pull up a seat with Mike and Natalie for the weirdest box lunch ever to be referred to as a "7"

We had slight technical difficulties which compromised our sound quality.  It is a potato. Like Yara's nose.

It's the (poorly planned) travel episode!! Sean and Lo pop into the Serbian Cecil to check in on Amira. Spoiler alert: she's not ok.  Lo is distressed by Jovi's circuitous route to Vegas and the proliferation of Diner-saurs along the way. They follow Natalie's mystifying journey around Puget Sound with Tamara. They zoom off to Belize to hold Stephanie's novelty clutch and help her remain upright whilst Harris climbs a tree for her. Finally they end their journey at the La Quinta Inn in Virginia Beach, VA where they check in on Hazel's bachelorette party.  They receive a reward for their perseverance in the form of buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttt.

Sean and Lo share a puke-scented early morning cab ride to the airport with Yara and Jovi, they land at Sequim International airport and rush to help Tamara clean out her car so she can fit Natalie's luggage inside after 90 Day Fiancee's WETTEST REVEAL EVER. Tarik and Hazel are still in the event horizon of the Minty vortex.

Sean and Lo say yes to wedding dress shopping with Julia, Natalie, and Yara. They go over to the men's section of the boutique to check on Tarik, but he doesn't need anyone's help to dress himself, much to Sean's chagrin.  They strap on their tactical gear and get ready to lob hand grenades at strippers for Jovi's bachelor party.  They learn that hand grenades are a beverage and that tactical vests are a great accessory for an evening at the Penthouse Club.  So many pockets for those one dollar bills!  Tarik and Hazel are around somewhere fighting about Minty.  The Stephanie and Harris situation is become more indiscernible from the film "Driving Miss Daisy" with every moment they're on screen.  

Sean and Lo stagger under the weight of Betty's bizarre lasagna, but decide they'd like catfish instead so they head over to Tarik and Hazel's. With their bellies full they join Zied's already in progress horse-petting bachelor party, which is crashed by Mike and Natalie.  Sean, Lo, and Zied watch in horror as Mike and Natalie bring their own rotting corpse of a horse to the party and refuse to stop beating it.