Booze Theater Steph and Jess

In this week's episode, steph and Jess watch American hustle, get drunk, and then go completely off topic while catching up after not seeing each other for three weeks.



Movie Rules:


Drink with the movie
Drink when someone’s full name is said
Drink when there’s a big song cue
Drink when you hear a dollar amount
Drink when Amy Adams has too much cleavage

Regular Rules:


People who hang up the phone without saying goodbye
Montage
A character mentions a pop culture reference- Bonus drinks if the movie or show referenced stars someone in the cast of whatever you’re watching.
Someone looks at themselves in the mirror - One bonus drink if they talk to their reflection. Two bonus drinks if the reflection talks back.
An animal acts on command

This weeks Drink 'The Con'

1oz Grand Marnier

1oz White Creme de Minthe



Add to a shaker with ice. Shake and strain over ice. Sip & Enjoy!

In this week's episode, Steph and Jess discuss the classic movie My Best Friend's Wedding. They talk about what a terrible friend Julia is and how Michael sucks at being a fiancé.



My Best Friends Wedding Rules:


One of Julia’s plans to break up the couple fails 
Drink when the word wedding is said 
When ever Julia acts like a bad friend 
Drink when ever Kimmie or George annoys Julia 
Drink whenever Michael crosses a boundary line (acts a little too familiar with Julia) 

Regular Rules:


People who hang up the phone without saying goodbye
Montage
A character mentions a pop culture reference- Bonus drinks if the movie or show referenced stars someone in the cast of whatever you’re watching.  
Someone looks at themselves in the mirror - One bonus drink if they talk to their reflection. Two bonus drinks if the reflection talks back.
An animal acts on command 

This Weeks Drink is Called 'I Just Don't Know What To Do'

2 Can of Margarita Frozen Mix (1 can of frozen lime juice works too)

4 Cans of Ice 

1 Can of Tequila



Add all items to a blender and blend. If you want it less frozen add less ice ... want it icier add more!

Do the same with the tequila levels!

Salt the rim of a glass - or don't! You Do You! :)

In this week’s episode, Steph and Jess watch the recent Disney hit, Encanto and not only DO they talk about Bruno… and the whole family. Also some other things sprinkled in!

Encanto Rules:


Anyone says “Abuela” ‘Miracle’
A song begins 
The house (casita)helps or communicates 
There’s a flashback
You see the candle

Regular Rules:


People who hang up the phone without saying goodbye
Montage
A character mentions a pop culture reference- Bonus drinks if the movie or show referenced stars someone in the cast of whatever you’re watching.  
Someone looks at themselves in the mirror - One bonus drink if they talk to their reflection. Two bonus drinks if the reflection talks back.
An animal acts on command 

Drink this week - ‘I will never be good enough for you’


4 oz white cranberry juice
2 oz of tequila - silver is best
.5 triple sec
.5 of lime juice
Rosemary and cranberries for garnish

Add all ingredients to a shaker with ice and shake. Strain over fresh ice in a short glass and top with garnish.

For a more enchanted feel, add some sugar and edible glitter to a small container. Add freshly rinsed cranberries to the mixture and swirl to cover. Spear the cranberries on a cocktail stick.

In this week’s episode Steph and Jess watch a 90’s Christmas movie classic, The Santa Clause. They talk about their shared dislike of Neal and wonder what is so bad about an 8 year thinking their dad is Santa.

This weeks Drink: Boozy Eggnog

One Glass of your favorite Egg Nog and a good splash of you favorite Dark Rum :)

The Clauses of this Episode:


You see an elf in outside of the North Pole
A sexual Innuendo is made
Neils ugly sweater is on screen
Scott denies being Santa Claus
Mentions milk & cookies/Hot cocoa

Regular Rules:


People who hang up the phone without saying goodbye
Montage
A character mentions a pop culture reference- Bonus drinks if the movie or show referenced stars someone in the cast of whatever you’re watching.
Someone looks at themselves in the mirror - One bonus drink if they talk to their reflection. Two bonus drinks if the reflection talks back.
An animal acts on command

In this week’s episode Steph and Jess get ‘blitzen-ed’ and watch the movie Noelle. If you’re looking to get into the holiday ‘spirits’, this is one that will do the job! It is easily one of the most successful rounds of Booze Theater we have played yet.

Drink of the Week - Boozy Hot Chocolate

Favourite Hot Chocolate Mix

Booze of choice - IE Peppermint Schnapps, Crème Liquor or Kahlua

Noelle Rules:


when someone says Christmas
when someone says a Christmas pun
when Noelle does something a normal human would NEVER
when Noelle does something “Santa like” 
There’s Christmas music 
I know you from that movie

Regular Rules:


People who hang up the phone without saying goodbye
Montage
A character mentions a pop culture reference- Bonus drinks if the movie or show referenced stars someone in the cast of whatever you’re watching.
Someone looks at themselves in the mirror - One bonus drink if they talk to their reflection. Two bonus drinks if the reflection talks back.
An animal acts on command

In this week’s episode, Steph and Jess break out the ugly Christmas sweaters and dive into the world of holiday Netflix movies. Steph sobs internally at the terrible historical inaccuracies and Jess points out the world’s most cut throat child.

Mulled Wine


1 Bottle of Red Wine
2 tsp Whole Clove
2 tsp Whole All Spice
2 Cinnamon Sticks
1-4 tbs White Sugar

Add all ingredients to a sauce pan and bring to a simmer. Taste prior to adding your sugar! You may not need to :)



Rules ... well guys we forget to write them down! We guess you will just have to listen to the episode :) 3