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A BUMPER CROP OF FUN. This week, after some movie chimp news, Liam takes things away with a look at the latest offering from Alex Garland, Men, before going all low-brow with a review of Rise of the Footsoldier: Origins. God help us all. Andy meanwhile has been watching all of Stranger Things. No spoiler review inside! 80's trivia for dessert. Sweet.

FEATURING

- CHIMPS AND ALAN CUMMINGS

- A WORLD WHERE MEN ARE ALL THE SAME. BASTARDS.

- VINNIE JONES AND THE MISSING ACCENT

- ANDY USES THE SAME PHRASE TWICE: BAD ANDY, BAD.

- FARTING FISH AND LIAMS CHILDHOOD PIE

SPIFFING. This week, a little earlier than usual due to some family commitments, CINEMENTALIST review three films! A whole three? And Early? You lucky devils you! Liam sets us off with a peek at the multiverse in Everything Everywhere all at Once, before an attack of a very different clone in a review of Dual. Andy meanwhile has decided there's no good TV this week, so it's time to get all British spy thriller with a take on 2001s Operation Mincemeat. Jolly good show old chap, and all of that. BULLY.

FEATURING

- A BAD INTRO, WITH ADDED DEATH!

- A MAN OPENS AN UMBRELLA IN AN ELEVATOR

- A FILM WASTES ITS OPPORTUNITIES, IRRITATES PODCAST HOST

- A TALE OF BRITISH DERRING-DO, WHAT WHAT

- WW2 SPY TRIVIA: AN ENDLESS MINE OF WONDER

DING DONG. Its CINEMENTALIST here, back with another dose of Film and TV review to massage your eardrums on a dreary Tuesday. That was a nice intro wasn't it? Lovely. This week, Liam kicks us off with a look at the latest Stephen King adaption, Firestarter, with predictable results, before getting all dark humour with a review of On the Count of Three. TV of the week? Why, its Pieces of Her of course! The full Andy verdict inside.

FEATURING

- WE DEBATE RECORDING OUR LOCAL PUB

- FIRESTARTER: WHY NOT MAKE IT GOOD INSTEAD?

- A DARK COMEDY TICKLES LIAM

- BAD CHARACTERS PLAYED BY GOOD ACTORS: ALWAYS BLOODY DIFFICULT

- SOME TRIVIA BECAUSE WE DO THAT

A podcast you say? Films and TV you say? With two cheeky Brits? Well sign me up! This week, Liam kicks off our reviews section with some lovely nuns in a look at Paul Verhoeven's Benedetta, before giving Michael Bay a good kicking in a review of Ambulance. Or does he? MYSTERIES ABOUND. Andy meanwhile has been kicking around good old LANDAN with a review of Apple TVs Slow Horses. ACCENTS INCOMING.

FEATURING

- PAUL VERHOEVEN MAKES A DIRTY MOVIE

- MICHAEL BAY FILMS SOME EXPLOSIONS

- GARY OLDMAN IS VERY GOOD

- OTHER REVEALS THAT MAY NOT SURPRISE YOU

- MI5 TRIVIA OR: HOW WE GOT SCRUBBED FROM THE INTERNET

BACK AGAIN OH MY GOODNESS WE MISSED YOU. Yes, CINEMENTALIST returns with your two favourite foul-mouthed British media reviewers going head to head on...all sorts of stuff! This week, Liam kicks us off with two huge reviews, The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent and The Northmen, with some surprising results. Andy meanwhile, fresh back from his holidays, decides its time to listen to some tapes. Marily Monroe: The Unheard Tapes and Conversations with a Killer: John Wayne Gacy reviewed inside. BOY OH BOY WHAT CONTENT.

FEATURING

- A NEWS SECTION THAT NEARLY WASNT

- NIC CAGE GETS ALL METAVERSE

- A VIKING WITH PACING ISSUES: HOW EMBARRASSING

- TWO VERY DIFFERENT DOCS BOUND UP IN TAPE

- MONROE TRIVIA: REALLY FUCKING CREEPY EDITION

OLA! This week, before Andy heads out for the great beyond, we settle some unfinished business. Liam kicks us off with a review of The Outfit, before going all zombie but not with a look at The Sadness. Andy meanwhile has been plunging his head into the toilet of dispair that is Jimmy Saville: A British Horror Story, before serving up a nice palate cleanser with a review of Return to Space. A PODCAST OF CONTRASTS.

FEATURING

- IT WOULDN'T BE CHICAGO WITHOUT AL CAPONE

- GORE VIOLENCE AND HORROR: LIAM IS A HAPPY BUNNY

- THE WORLDS WORST HUMAN BEING: A DOCUMENTARY

- ELON MUSK AND THE CONFLICTED FEELINGS

- MUSKY TRIVIA ABOUT THE MUSK