Hearteyes Lilzy Trashheap

Buckle your seatbelts for Hearteyes’ first X-Men episode, featuring Colin Spacetwinks and me talking about:

Scott Summers’ dick piercing
Pizza Hut in the 1990s
Neo-Nazis at family restaurants
Getting real about Jim Lee
Crushing on Storm
Our imaginary date with Nightcrawler
Rachel Summers: hot, sad and intense
What the fuck is the deal with X-Men writers and Kitty Pryde?
(Please Joss Whedon please leave our precious nerd girls alone.)
Understanding the trajectory of Scott Summers based on his ass, what’s in it and who’s interacting with it
Scott Summers is DEFINITELY a sub. DEFINITELY.
Why don’t they let Emma Frost actually dom anyone though? What’s the deal with kink in X-Men?
Chris Claremont: Always Horny, Never Logs Off
What about dating Beast though? That would be the best.
How much we long for baseball game and pool party issues of superhero comics
When will Beast get on Tinder and discover how much people want to fuck him?
Predictions on furry prevalence in the next ten years
What a weird choice it was to make Iceman gay
The current state of X-Men crushability frankly sucks
Zootopia

Full show notes at http://www.hearteyes.sexy

In this episode Elizabeth and I talk:
-Sailor Mars x Sailor Venus vs Sailor Mars x Sailor Moon
-Watching Revolutionary Girl Utena at age 12
-Cool pretend games we played as kids
-Fannish beginnings and our secret fanfics from 2001 that you will never find
-The intricacies and trajectory of Sailor Scout poly relationships
-Is Ami cool or uncool? (She is cool as hell.)
-How gay is Sailor Moon? (so gay)
-Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter
-It’s canon
-It’s soooooo canon
-Is the sectumsempra scene hot? (yes. everyone thinks so)
-Being gay in the wizarding world
-Draco Malfoy’s delicate origami magic is actually really endearing
-Fan theories are kind of a drag sometimes?
-A moment of silence for Draco’s shitty beard at the end of the final movie
-Magical sex bathrooms
-Fanfic pet peeves
-How much we love anime
full show notes here: http://www.hearteyes.sexy/post/132531342367/episode-two-sailor-scouts-in-the-room-of