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You may remember BFFs Vanessa Zoltan & Julia Argy from their all-star advice giving in Hot and Bothered Season 1. In this mini-season they’re sheltering in place in different cities, but they’re getting on the phone three times a week to read and talk about Twilight. On Twilight in Quarantine, they’ll work their way through the Twilight saga one chapter at a time, giving brilliant well-informed advice to Stephenie Meyer and her characters along the way. Being isolated sucks, but at least we can do it together with sparkly vampires brightening our days.

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You may remember BFFs Vanessa Zoltan & Julia Argy from their all-star advice giving in Hot and Bothered Season 1. In this mini-season they’re sheltering in place in different cities, but they’re getting on the phone three times a week to read and talk about Twilight. On Twilight in Quarantine, they’ll work their way through the Twilight saga one chapter at a time, giving brilliant well-informed advice to Stephenie Meyer and her characters along the way. Being isolated sucks, but at least we can do it together with sparkly vampires brightening our days.

    New Moon in Quarantine: The Truth

    New Moon in Quarantine: The Truth

    Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 23 and they think that some bunk beds and a Daniel Craig shaped pillow would solve a lot of Bella’s problems.


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    • 19 min
    New Moon in Quarantine: Flight

    New Moon in Quarantine: Flight

    Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 22 of New Moon and they want to celebrate Edward for his self-control in several categories. Blood-thirst for Bella? Completely under control. Public displays of affection? Generous, yet tasteful. We can honestly say for once: Good job Edward.


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    • 20 min
    New Moon in Quarantine: Verdict

    New Moon in Quarantine: Verdict

    Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 21 of New Moon. Though they've been giving advice for a while now, in this chapter it feels like there are two pressing pieces of advice that can supersede all that came previously:
    - DON'T murder
    - DON'T start romantic relationships with literal children


    These are surprisingly difficult concepts for many characters to grasp.


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    • 21 min
    New Moon in Quarantine: Volterra

    New Moon in Quarantine: Volterra

    Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 20 and urge Bella to jump into EMERGENCY MODE because she's far from home, wading barefoot and frantic through some deep trouble in Italy.


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    • 19 min
    New Moon in Quarantine: Race

    New Moon in Quarantine: Race

    Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 19 of New Moon and they're starting to wonder if they should have read Fifty Shade of Grey instead.


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    • 22 min
    New in Quarantine: The Funeral

    New in Quarantine: The Funeral

    Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 18 of New Moon and they want to hear from you! Write in if you: 
    - Also didn’t realize that this book was an adaptation of Romeo and Juliet
    - Have an idea of a sound effect for our genuine enjoyment section
    - Have a private jet and want us to come to your wedding


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    • 22 min

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