1h 11 min

Licensed Massage therapist Katie Weso loves dogs, talking about dogs, massage, and drinking, and talking about drinking‪.‬ IN DEEP With Dan Podcast

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Licensed Massage therapist Katie Weso loves dogs, talking about dogs, massage, and drinking, and talking about drinking.
Passion topics- drinking, dogs, massage, the rage that bubbles up when people bring up happy endings, my inability to understand technology
We spoke of massage and how the “Happy Ending” is a tired old joke that should be retired (Dan’s words).
Dan describes his back, leg, and arm issues and asks if he is a candidate for massage therapy. Katie agrees and states he is a typical example of a customer. Dan’s trepidation at the thought of getting a therapeutic massage is alleviated by the realization that he is not so much of a “person”, while on the table, but more of a “meat suit” to be worked by the therapist. This is a good thing. To be the personification of Lady Gaga’s famous costume is to be a great massage customer.
Katie gives a lot of advice for people who have never gone to a massage therapist. At the end of this session Dan thought, ‘Heck. I could go to a massage therapist after all!’
There is some question as to whether Katie’s and her husband’s role-playing involve HAZMAT suits ala “Breaking Bad” (as seen here: http://filmgarb.com/breaking-bad-hazmat-suit/) . I will have to ask her “Little Pinkman” for his take. Katie brought up Walter White’s hat. It’s a Pork Pie hat, as shown here: http://www.heisenberghat.com/
Can homemade Kahlua be made with Splenda?
Talking about DIY projects. Katie is great with those unless they involve technology, which in this case means computer and electronics topics. Dan laments on how cool online learning via YouTube and similar avenues are. Katie hooked up her LAN (local area network) in her home.
Katie thinks IT professionals are wizards. She’s not wrong.
The talk then turns to matters of having a customer service mind-set, about caring about the customer on a human level. It is hard to wrap our meat-suit minds around apathy toward customers. It always comes back to the meat suit.
Katie hadn’t seen Star Wars until she was dating her husband.
Star Trek was able to tackle social issues due to their many-hours of content.
Katie didn’t want to perform her best “pew pew” noise. But she came through in the end.
Can massage therapists feel the tension spots? Answer: Yes!
The conversation takes an odd turn into the land of Chia Pets, and if a Sia Chia would grow the little shrubs in a front-facing wig shape. It had never dawned on Dan that the ‘chia’ of ‘Chia Pet’ refers to the ‘Chia’ plant. More info at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chia_Pet .
Dan proposes the “Chia Sia Pet”, where the chia plant grows out in an forward-facing wig, over the pet’s face. Katie approves.
Katie has two dogs and two cats. It turns out both Katie and Dan got dogs from MADACC Milwaukee. Visit http://madacc.org/ for more information on how to rescue a dog in the Milwaukee area!
It’s hard to say “out” or “treat”, aloud, due to the dogs having trained Dan.
Both Katie and Dan are looking into getting king sized beds to have more room for the dogs.
Camera conspiracy theories. Are our smart cameras spying on us?
Dan wonders what would happen if a Star Wars storm trooper were to fire upon a Star Trek red shirt if the red shirt would even be injured.
Make sure to visit https://www.facebook.com/ElbowGreaseMassage/ and to make an appointment with Katie if you are in the De Pere, Wisconsin/Green Bay Wisconsin area! Or just visit the page anyway because she has fun articles there about pain management and perhaps unintentionally ambiguous memes, if one has a naughty mind to consider them that way.

Licensed Massage therapist Katie Weso loves dogs, talking about dogs, massage, and drinking, and talking about drinking.
Passion topics- drinking, dogs, massage, the rage that bubbles up when people bring up happy endings, my inability to understand technology
We spoke of massage and how the “Happy Ending” is a tired old joke that should be retired (Dan’s words).
Dan describes his back, leg, and arm issues and asks if he is a candidate for massage therapy. Katie agrees and states he is a typical example of a customer. Dan’s trepidation at the thought of getting a therapeutic massage is alleviated by the realization that he is not so much of a “person”, while on the table, but more of a “meat suit” to be worked by the therapist. This is a good thing. To be the personification of Lady Gaga’s famous costume is to be a great massage customer.
Katie gives a lot of advice for people who have never gone to a massage therapist. At the end of this session Dan thought, ‘Heck. I could go to a massage therapist after all!’
There is some question as to whether Katie’s and her husband’s role-playing involve HAZMAT suits ala “Breaking Bad” (as seen here: http://filmgarb.com/breaking-bad-hazmat-suit/) . I will have to ask her “Little Pinkman” for his take. Katie brought up Walter White’s hat. It’s a Pork Pie hat, as shown here: http://www.heisenberghat.com/
Can homemade Kahlua be made with Splenda?
Talking about DIY projects. Katie is great with those unless they involve technology, which in this case means computer and electronics topics. Dan laments on how cool online learning via YouTube and similar avenues are. Katie hooked up her LAN (local area network) in her home.
Katie thinks IT professionals are wizards. She’s not wrong.
The talk then turns to matters of having a customer service mind-set, about caring about the customer on a human level. It is hard to wrap our meat-suit minds around apathy toward customers. It always comes back to the meat suit.
Katie hadn’t seen Star Wars until she was dating her husband.
Star Trek was able to tackle social issues due to their many-hours of content.
Katie didn’t want to perform her best “pew pew” noise. But she came through in the end.
Can massage therapists feel the tension spots? Answer: Yes!
The conversation takes an odd turn into the land of Chia Pets, and if a Sia Chia would grow the little shrubs in a front-facing wig shape. It had never dawned on Dan that the ‘chia’ of ‘Chia Pet’ refers to the ‘Chia’ plant. More info at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chia_Pet .
Dan proposes the “Chia Sia Pet”, where the chia plant grows out in an forward-facing wig, over the pet’s face. Katie approves.
Katie has two dogs and two cats. It turns out both Katie and Dan got dogs from MADACC Milwaukee. Visit http://madacc.org/ for more information on how to rescue a dog in the Milwaukee area!
It’s hard to say “out” or “treat”, aloud, due to the dogs having trained Dan.
Both Katie and Dan are looking into getting king sized beds to have more room for the dogs.
Camera conspiracy theories. Are our smart cameras spying on us?
Dan wonders what would happen if a Star Wars storm trooper were to fire upon a Star Trek red shirt if the red shirt would even be injured.
Make sure to visit https://www.facebook.com/ElbowGreaseMassage/ and to make an appointment with Katie if you are in the De Pere, Wisconsin/Green Bay Wisconsin area! Or just visit the page anyway because she has fun articles there about pain management and perhaps unintentionally ambiguous memes, if one has a naughty mind to consider them that way.

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