Melrose Place Cast Two Melrose Fans

Imagine, if you will, Matt operating as a more dutiful best man / gay of honor for Michael and Sydney's wedding in season two? What would have happened if he had hired Rhonda's Culinary Funk to do the catering?



"Does Michael know about this?"


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It is like Christmas in the spring time, because much to our surprise, BETSY JONES HAS ARRIVED! We were expecting Betsy as a season five specialty, but here she is, ready to go!



Additionally, Jo gets in on the blackmail business, although she's probably not going to be very good at it.



Richard is now working for Jane, so that's awkward.



Matt and Alan are in tuxedos on an altar, but sadly, there's a bride there as well.


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Imagine, if you will, what life would have looked like on Melrose Place if they couldn't land Heather Locklear as a permanent cast member, but still needed to do some stunt casting.



What if they brought in: Monica Lewinski, looking to escape her scandal-prone life in DC, and Bozo The Clown, with a dark, and mysterious secret...


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We're heading for the series finale, and thanks to IMDB's summary of this episode, I am spoiled by one of the main storylines - specifically what Anna is doing here.  No worries though, I won't ruin it for the podcast description, which I assume is read by only a small percentage of people who listen to this.



But, Julie's actual sister-friend, Anna (obnoxiously referred to as a step-sister over and over) shows up to get in good with Julie but she is rebuffed by phone, by the hot tub, and in the office.  She is just about to give up when Craig talks Julie into a little bit of forgiveness.



Adam and Grayson are doing a baby exchange, when baby falls off of a wagon and cuts his head.  At that moment, Grayson solemnly swears that they must never use Daniel (this baby's name) as a weapon against each other.  Whatever, by the end of the episode, when Adam won't mack up on Grayson, she says that if he leaves, he'll never see Daniel again - either they're one big happy family, or it's his son without a father.



Meanwhile, Grayson announces to the camera that Hookers, Inc. has a nice ring to it, and the first girl she's calling in to service is Carrie, who is hard on her luck because she is SO OLD (25?) and didn't save money from when she was young and hot.  Lessons learned.  Next up will most certainly be Sarah, as Grayson has Ben keeping an eye on her, and by "eye" we mean "drugs" and "on" we mean "in" but don't worry, by "her" we meant "her."



All this and more as Models, Inc. revs up to shut down ... unless season two is picked up by Netflix sometime soon!


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I think we all know who stole the show this week: Madge and Mabel! If you're rewatching along with us, you will no doubt agree that the characters of the week are the cantankerous old bags who think Billy has guts giving them a kick butt campaign.



What else happened? Alycia and Peter are scheming to bring down Bobby. It seems clear to us that Peter is working Alycia with the lie about his father, but the writers haven't made it clear. Is it possible that they just wrote that into the script? Amanda continues to play naive here.



Ghost Brooke is gone, and we must protest.



Jo, Jane, Jake, Richard, who cares?



But the special joy that is Sydney - she really is that good.


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The reboot hasn't happened ... YET.



Instead, we ask our robot to help us imagine a scenario where the characters of Melrose Place are now running a small college.



Scandal.



Tomfoolery.



Betrayal.



Kimberly's ghost.



I'd enroll.


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