Oh My Goodness, Not Another Podcast‪!‬ InMyOwnDream

Hi OMGNAPers! Have you missed us?
We bumbled our way through an episode just so we can try to bring you some waaaaaaarm fuzzies in this time of... not warm fuzzies in the world around us.
Concerts! - https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/kids-put-on-porch-concert-for-neighbor-self-quarantining-during-coronavirus-pandemic/ar-BB11hbpl
Coffee Company Helps Save Doggos - CLICK ON THIS ONE - you can help, too - https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/this-coffee-company-helps-save-rescue-pups-%e2%80%94-and-they-have-st-patricks-day-goodies-too/ar-BB119JdR
Spiderman messages! - https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/spiderman-voice-actor-to-record-messages-for-kids-during-lockdowns/
Free Cooking Lessons - https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/3699/Stuck-At-Home-This-Award-Winning-Chef-Is-Teaching-Free-Cooking-Classes-On-Instagram
Homeschool Woes - https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/3025/Mom-Shares-Son-s-Hilarious-Journal-Entry-About-Her-Homeschooling-Skills
Saucy Scholarships - https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/3691/Chic-Fil-A-To-Sell-Bottles-Of-Its-Sauces-To-Help-Fund-Employee-Scholarships
Wisdom inspired by Dr. Seuss - https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/3027/I-Imagine-If-Dr-Seuss-Were-Alive-Today-He-d-Write-Something-Like-This

Greetings OMGNAPers!
 
Forewarning before we get started, there is a NSFW article in this episode, which is why I have labeled this episode as explicit. It doesn't satisfy the clean tag.
 
If you would like to watch us on YouTube instead of listening to the vocal version, please see the following link. 
 
The news articles we discuss this week are below:
 
Scientists Discovered Why Wombats have Cubed Poo: https://edition.cnn.com/2018/11/19/australia/wombat-cube-poo-intl/index.html
 
New Mexico Foreign Country?: https://www.npr.org/2018/11/30/672401957/new-mexico-id-temporarily-rejected-as-foreign-by-d-c-clerk
 
Edible Slime: https://gizmodo.com/the-mad-scientists-at-jell-o-have-figured-out-how-to-ma-1830621202?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=gizmodo_copy&utm_campaign=top
 
Ancient Rhino may be the Origin of the Unicorn  Myth: https://www.neatorama.com/2018/12/01/Ancient-Rhino-May-Be-The-Origin-of-the-Unicorn-Myth/
 
HS Football Players Suspending for Oreo Run: https://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more-sports/ny-sports-high-school-football-players-naked-oreo-run-20181201-story.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

NSFW - 5 Alarming Sex Trends (That the Media Just Invented): http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-alarming-sex-trends-that-media-just-invented/
 
Heartwarming: Special Beer to help with Camp Fire Relief: https://www.rgj.com/story/money/business/2018/11/28/camp-fire-relief-beer-brewed-sierra-nevada-and-1-000-others/2124195002/
 

Greetings OMGNAPers!
 
This episode was recorded before Thanksgiving, and has actually been posted to YouTube. So, if you wish to watch us on YouTube instead of just listening to the audio, you are welcome to do so at this link.
 
The news articles we looked at are below:
CNET.com - Poo Story - AI Toilets Will Scan Your Poo: https://www.cnet.com/news/ai-toilets-scan-your-poop-to-diagnose-medical-ailments/
 
Ctvnews.ca - Man Survives Attack by Punching Bear: https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/man-survives-attack-outside-his-home-by-punching-bear-in-the-nose-1.4171810
 
Dfw.cbslocal.com - Spider Migrations: https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2013/09/25/spider-migration-sailing-through-north-texas-skies/
 
Fox8.com - Study: Men with Beards are More Attractive: https://fox8.com/2018/11/14/study-men-with-beards-are-more-attractive/
 
Dailymail.co.uk - Bride Reads Her Cheating Fiance’s Texts Instead of Her Vows: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6391285/The-truth-Alex-Jilted-bride-reads-cheating-fiances-texts-messages-instead-vows.html
 
Local21News.com - Hot Sauce Used as Weapon: https://local21news.com/news/offbeat/police-hot-sauce-used-as-weapon-in-store-holdup?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

There were some technical difficulties - Mike's mic (ha!) cut out a few times, and Dreams had some dreamy-like pixelation a few times. We apologize, and will try to do better next time.
News Articles:
The Mercury News - Mystery Poo Ends Marriage https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/08/16/johnny-depp-and-amber-heards-marriage-ended-over-mystery-poop-left-in-bed-report-says/
 
The Scottish Sun - Family Shocked as 95 Year Old Wakes Up During His Funeral https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/3469556/family-shocked-as-95-year-old-wakes-up-during-his-funeral-claiming-i-was-just-having-a-nap/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
 
Mashable - Revenge Soup? https://mashable.com/article/anonymous-soup-complaint-twitter/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark#Rc1bA8H6Taqz
 
The Huffington Post(beware of ad that starts nearly immediately - loud) - Should You Be Able to Pick Your Age? https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/emile-ratelband-change-age_us_5be45e73e4b0dbe871a84eca
 
Fox 6 Now - Alligator Is Like A Dog https://fox6now.com/2018/11/07/hes-like-a-dog-owner-of-7-foot-alligator-found-in-home-vows-to-get-his-pet-back/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
Good News Network - Boy Shares Pencils With Sweet Messages https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/when-teacher-asks-students-to-share-supplies-boy-offers-up-pencils-with-sweet-personal-messages/
 

We are on the air! (Again!) And, so here we are! And here are the news stories we covered today. Enjoy!
Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @OMGNAP or email us at omgnap@gmail.com

On British Island, Poo Museum Is Now Open
 
http://www.newser.com/story/223063/on-british-island-poo-museum-is-now-open.html
 
 
 
Pizza ATM makes cheesy debut in U.S. at Ohio college
 
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/pizza-atm-makes-cheesy-debut-in-us-at-ohio-college/ar-BBviu6i
 
 
 
Toilet Fishing not allowed at Rio Olympics
 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rio-2016-toilet-fishing-elena-delle-donne_us_57a6dc3fe4b021fd9878d8c0?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
 
 
 
Georgia Man uses 2015 Windfall to Fund Crystal Ring
 
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/georgia-man-who-won-3m-lottery-pleads-guilty-funding-crystal-n617776
 
 
 
Intoxicated man arrested after getting into police car
 
https://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2016/08/07/intoxicated-man-arrested-after-getting-into-police-car.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
 
 
Man flees store, leaves son behind
 
http://www.oaoa.com/news/crime_justice/law_enforcement/article_d740de96-66bb-11e5-9702-5721ec949755.html
 
 
 
Man Arrested on Warrant While Visiting Jailed Friend
 
http://kiwaradio.com/local-news/blotter/man-arrested-on-warrant-while-visiting-jailed-friend/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
 
 
Wife and Girlfriend Write Competing Obituaries
 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/wife-girlfriend-write-obituaries-newspaper_us_57a5f548e4b021fd9878c5e3?ir=Weird+News&section=us_weird-news&utm_hp_ref=weird-news
 
 
 
Disney Tracking Park Guests Using Their Feet
 
http://news.sky.com/story/disney-could-track-park-guests-using-their-feet-10513934
 
 
 
Great grandmother gives up her place on transplant list for someone else
 
http://www.wfaa.com/news/health/woman-on-transplant-list-gives-up-liver-to-stranger/285609053?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

I wasn't sure what to name this one, but I ended up naming it for our empty beginning. :-( We have no intro because I completely had to redo my computer... and I lost the intro and outtro in the process, which makes me sad. I will, however, fix as best I can, and soon!
 
Until then, enjoy this episode that was a long time in the making!