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Smack My Pitch Up 97 - Mad Max: Kronk's New Dystopia
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Hobbit and Thandi strap in for a diesel-fueled ride through remakes and remixed of Mad Max!
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Smack My Pitch Up 96 - Freejack: Orphans of a Nihilistic God
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Hobbit and Thandi enter the spiritual switchboard to remake and remix the 1992 dystopian sci-fi film Freejack starring Emilio Estevez, Anthony Hopkins, Rene Russo, and Mick Jagger
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"In A World" "The Voyage" "Corporation Motivation" and "Assassins" by Jason Shaw (audionautix.com)
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Smack My Pitch Up 95 - Red Heat: Republican Mustache
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Hobbit and Thandi start a new cold war as they fire of remakes and reimaginings of the 80's action classic Red Heat starring Jim Belushi and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Smack My Pitch Up 94 - Fatal Attraction: Stuck In Crazy
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Hobbit and Thandi visit one of the greatest sexy thrillers of all time as they try to suppress their... Fatal Instinct
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Transcript:
SMPU - Fatal Attraction
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Hobbit: [00:00:00] Hello Geeks and welcome to another amazing episode of Smack My Pitch Up, the podcast that reboots remakes does everything. I lost track of that.
Thandi: the things. Yes,
Hobbit: All the things, all the redos of stuff that we have come to it's all a blend at this point. I love it when it's like a, it's a Torch Pass movie sequel reboot. That they do now, where it's technically a sequel, but it's also brand new. It.
Thandi: there to make money. Yes. Love it.
Hobbit: Oh, it's where everything's got sub categoried so much that they don't even make sense when you try to explain what it is now. It used to be just a remake or a reboot, and then that's it.
Thandi: got one of the old guys and Timothy Chalamet, and we're calling it a re-imagining sequel. What was it? Legacy. Lega Sequel is the big thing now.
Hobbit: Legacy . Yeah, absolutely. And we see it with the Ghostbusters is a good one. Creed is another one oh, a good one was the Ben Stiller Owen [00:01:00] Wilson,
Thandi: Oh Zoolander two
Hobbit: no not Zoolander two, the car one a Starsky and Hutch
Thandi: oh.
Hobbit: where at the end the original guys showed up and sold them the car and it was a, yeah, I don't know.
2021 Jump Street was the same way
Thandi: Yeah, except
Hobbit: it's oh, we were in Jump Street. Yeah, that was a really fun film. Speaking of a fun film no, this is a good film the one that we're talking about this episode, but I wouldn't go so far to say fun. It's hitting a lot of fear points.
for for men, I guess. So
It's definitely morality tale
Thandi: it is a morality it's a straight up morality play, and that's fine. Oh, and by the way, The other gentleman is Mike. I'm Thandi. We love you.
Hobbit: Oh, cool. Yeah, the intro stuff that we normally do at the beginning got so excited to jump
Thandi: Yeah. No it's so, I love this movie. Like I hadn't seen it in 20 years and I was into it [00:02:00] like I was in the movie theater eating popcorn. I was into it. Like I was talking to myself and going, oh, no, when I had all the anxiety of a dude watching a dude just do stupid shit, making stupid dude mistakes.
Oh, it was awesome. I thought this was a really good movie. I didn't remember that. It was a really good, like the, I thought the cinematography was good. I thought that the acting was good. The storytelling was interesting. I was all in on.
Hobbit: and I feel they didn't overexplain anything. It was just the information that you needed to get

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Smack My Pitch Up 93 - The Rock: Jared Leto Ripped In Half
Hobbit and Thandi are finally back! They head to Alcatraz Island to remake and reimagine the 1996 Michael Bay action extravaganza, The Rock
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"In A World" "Assasins" and "Bustin Loose" by Jason Shaw (audionautix.com)
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Transcript:
SMPU - THE ROCK


[00:00:00] 


Hobbit: [00:01:00] Hello geeks and welcome to a long overdue episode of Smack My Pitch Up, the show that reboots, remakes, reimagine sequels, sidequels and adapts some of your favorite and least favorite properties from film, television, and what have you. And Thandi we're back.


Thandi: We're Beck, Winick.


Hobbit: Yay.


Thandi: Ha ha.


Hobbit: Thank you so much to our longtime listeners for being patient with us.


 There's been a lot of moving and shaken going on over at the network 


 And also figuring out how to get all the stuff we're doing to fit and so we can be more consistent with our releases. 


 And so for this episode, this is a slight tweak on our previous format 


 That's gonna make this a much tighter show 


 Which allows us to record more consistently.


So hopefully moving forward, we're gonna have like weekly releases for you of this


Thandi: that's a good.


Hobbit: It is a great thing. So 


 This show previously was around an hour or two, an hour 15. 


 We are shortening that by one of us each week doing a real take on the remake 


 [00:02:00] And one of us doing the remix, weirdo outside the box, take on it.


So we're just, instead of four versions of the same movie, we're taking it down to two. So it's a lot more manageable, I think, honestly, it's gonna be a more fun show to have it a little bit tighter like that.


Thandi: Yeah, because everybody likes it 


Hobbit: tight.


Yeah. And speaking of tight 


 We are going into a tight action 


 Comedy. I mean


Thandi: Yeah, but only an action comedy in the vein of the idea that all nineties movies fall into this genre.


Hobbit: when Sean Connery goes was it, losers? Think about 


Thandi: go home and to fuck the prom queen or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sean Connery is just rubbing his balls all over this movie, just spreading his musk


Hobbit: 


No f***s given whatsoev

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Smack My Pitch Up 92 - Beverly Hills Cop: Fatal Instinct
Hobbit and Thandi head to Beverly Hills to stick bananas in tailpipes and solve some crimes!
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"In A World" "Opus One" and "Assassins" by Jason Shaw (audionautix.com)
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