93 episodes
Stuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast Mike Mastrantuono
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Probably the greatest soccer podcast in the history of the world. Or maybe not, but definitely the something-ist. We're just two minnows who want to talk shit about all things football and aren’t afraid to go to ground and get our home whites dirty. If you’ve been craving something with a little more bite and a lot less of the formality, then you’ve come to the right place. Mondays for the hottest and most accurate takes of the weekend’s domestic results. Thursdays for a recap of mid-week action and anything else that we deem worthy of our omniscience. Listen, or don’t. It’s all good.
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93. Going (Hope) Solo
In which Jared bullshits about one (very) important thing in particular. Just listen to the intros and it'll make sense.
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92. The Pitch
In which we b******t about, well, nothing. If you catch the title reference, you get a gold star! (And, no, it doesn't mean an actual football pitch but it's a great double entendre.)
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TIMESTAMPS
TOPICS | N/A
- Because literally nothing happened
SEGMENTS | 1:32 - 49:32
- The usual roundup
WRAP UP | 49:32 - 1:07:37
- MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback
- OGOTD / stoppage time winners
- Au revoir! -
91. The One Where Arsenal Bottle The Premier League Title
In which we b******t about, well, you know.
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TIMESTAMPS
TOPICS | 1:45 - 18:13
- Arsenal bottled it
SEGMENTS | 18:13 - 56:55
- Some stuff other than Arsenal bottling the title
WRAP UP | 56:55 - 1:06:38
- Some jokes and funny stuff that aren't the bottling of the title by Arsenal -
90. #StelliniOUT
In which we b******t about Arsenal's title hopes dashed, some British dude who US Soccer hired to make us less incompetent, and minimal discussion about friggin Wrexham. (Are we all tired of that story yet?)
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TIMESTAMPS
TOPICS | 1:53 - 18:13
- Matt Crocker will save us
- Absolute bare bones amount of time on Wrexham (srsly we promise)
- United securing an ass kicking in a cup final
SEGMENTS | 18:13 - 50:18
- Domestic league roundup
WRAP UP | 50:18 - 1:12:13
- MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback
- OGOTD / stoppage time winners
- Au revoir! -
89. Okay finally things are back to normal
In which we b******t about de Gea howlers, Maguire's magnetic bad luck, and some other (almost) equally hilarious insanity that we've been missing in our lives.
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TIMESTAMPS
TOPICS | 1:35 - 21:35
- Italy is so Italian
- CONCACAF silliness (including the latest installment of the newly named "Continental Clasico" because apparently everything needs to be a "clasico" now)
SEGMENTS | 21:35 - 58:55
- European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback (Europa and Conference league were on some combination of fentanyl and horse tranquilizer JFC)
WRAP UP | 58:55 - 1:12:36
- OGOTD / stoppage time winners
- Au revoir! -
88. Every episode from here on out is a podcasting final...
In which we b******t about that stupid hyperbole, even stupider owners (wish we had time for Dan Snyder lol), and the stupidest of them all - the New York Red Bulls who for some reason think that the best course of action when one of your players cops to being a racist and saying epithets on the field is to quietly suspend him less games than other dudes have gotten for ripping up officials' cards and then actually say nothing on the subject. Spineless cowards.
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TIMESTAMPS (marginally off but not taking the time to fix it, I've got yard work to do)
TOPICS | 1:50 - 17:05
- So. Many. Injuries.
- Julie Ertz is BACK (the one bright spot)
SEGMENTS | 17:05 - 51:50
- Domestic league roundup
WRAPUP | 51:50 - 1:19:22
- OGOTD / stoppage time winners
- Au revoir!