Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast Wonka Watch

OUR NEW PODCAST IS HERE!!! And by here we specifically mean in the town of Clatfartburg. We wanted to post the first 15 minutes of our first episode to serve as a little teaser for the town, an amuse bouche if you will. 
Listen to the first episode here on Apple:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/now-entering-clatfartburg/id1743679889?app=podcast 
Or on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0Mj1ImZy59KYmWG4KCcM5Z?si=161939530adb49a1 
You can follow/get in touch with the new podcast here:
Instagram: @Clatfartburg
Tiktok: @Clatfartburg
Clatfartburg@gmail.com

WE'VE FINALLY MADE IT! Join us in our final celebration of Wonka in the form of our live broadcast from the Multi-versal Wonka Squad hosted WonkAwards. In our defense, we did ask them to host a graduation, but we really should have seen this coming. So hang out in the booth with us and listen to one of the worst awards shows ever produced! Afterwards, you'll get to emerge from the well with us, and find out what's in store from the now free hosts of Wonka Watch. 
To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. And to follow our new project, check out @clatfartburg on instagram! Other accounts are soon to follow!
We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com
If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :).
Cover Art by Reilly Branson:  https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/
Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
04:56 Reviewing the Red Carpet
18:40 At the Awards Show
21:02 The Show Begins
23:40 The Best Wonka Awards
32:10 Most Smashable Wonka
37:09 Best Primary Wonka Media
40:14 Cutest Couple
44:03 In Memoriam
46:30 Best of Any Other Wonka Media
48:33 Worst Awards
54:06 Best Recurring Character
56:52 The Final Prediction Verdict
01:00:26 The Lifetime Achievement Award
01:04:52 Wonka Scholar Valedictorian Speech
01:12:29 Wilfred’s Big Moment
01:21:50 Leaving the Well
01:25:49 We arrive… somewhere…
01:27:09 The Aftershow!
 

We're watching Wonka for the SECOND TIME EVER and you can join us! We wanted to have an extra week to perfect the grand finale, and we realized it was a perfect opportunity to make a commentary track for the film. Also, Felicia finally eats a Goo Goo Cluster. 
Our finale will be airing March 27th!
To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.
We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com
If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! You can also grab more commentary tracks here if this created some sort of insatiable urge for you. 
Cover Art by Reilly Branson:  https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/
Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
05:34 Sync Instructions
05:35 The Film Begins!
 

It’s time for philosophy class, Wonka Scholars! We delve into the highly anticipated topic of Timmy Wonka's power ranking within the illustrious Wonka dynasty. With just one more episode to go after this, the tension is palpable as we scrutinize where Timmy Wonka falls amongst the ranks of his chocolate-making predecessors.
For our FINAL EPISODE, we’re doing an awards show and we need YOUR input! You can vote on the nominees at this link by March 16th!: https://forms.gle/RpoxDRd1pV91v7vh9
To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.
We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com

Are you ready to party, Wonka Scholars? Because it’s time for the LAST LISTENERPALOOZA! We share and react to your submissions including wild Wonka anecdotes, fan fiction, and a 65 page manuscript to name just a few.
Thumbnail art by listener LC @praggmatic on Tumblr!
To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.
We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com
Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars cite their sources):
https://medium.com/@emilyivanov14/heres-why-willy-wonka-is-an-autistic-icon-ca585176dd12
Timestamps
00:00 Wilford Wonka takes over the news
15:30 Listenerpalooza begins!

1:15:50 Outro

Look we might like Wonka (2023), but that doesn't mean we don't have critiques! And if you're talking about the lyrics specifically, we apparently have more than an hours worth. Join us as we discuss the songs from Wonka divorced from the source, rank them all, and have a heated debate on Wonka's -ocolate based crimes. 
To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.
We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com
If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :).
Cover Art by Reilly Branson:  https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/
Sources: 
Wonka Script: https://deadline.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Wonka-Read-The-Screenplay-Redacted.pdf
GQ Article: https://www.gq.com/story/timothee-chalamet-wonka-style-latex-coat 
Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
05:16 Wonka Watch News
11:44 Discussing the Songs
30:29 Our Wonka Song Rankings
37:22 What is Wonka’s Worst Lyric?
58:10 Prediction Fallout
01:01:59 Outro