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Two extremely charming former WB stars meet in "Chicago" and bless us with their natural, low-key chemistry. (And because we never say it in this episode, welcome to Hallmark Hall of Shame, we're Janet and Alaina.)

It's Hallmark season once again! Alaina and Janet dive into a giant mug of hot chocolate, where they meet the cutest child to ever live.

We've waited 12 long months to find out where Ben and Cara from One Winter Weekend are now, and the answer is they're still in that blasted hotel library.

Before we left for the holidays, we recorded one last Christmas movie, in which a sheriff in tight sweaters does some wood-carving and possibly some murder.

In this week's movie, a young tech CEO invents an app for single women looking to meet mansplainers.

Janet and Alaina are depressed and a little mad about the Hallmark Hall of Fame production Christmas Everlasting.