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And here's the makeup episode! Come find out why Michael had to snitch on an old buff dude, why Trev doesn't give af anymore, and why the only thing that matters in life is...marbles.

Happy birthday Jack and RIP Harambe. The boys practice their ASMR, figure out what kind of dogs they'd be, and learn that microplastics are stored in the balls. Science.

The boys sit down with the super funny Jeff Arcuri for a conversation about amateur predator catching, weird PE teachers, and fast food chicken nuggets. They also hear from a listener that hates Boston and try to do crowd work on a sock puppet.

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The boys sit down with the super funny Jeff Arcuri for a conversation about amateur predator catching, weird PE teachers, and fast food chicken nuggets. They also hear from a listener that hates Boston and try to do crowd work on a sock puppet.

Find Jeff at www.jeffarcuri.com

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The boys are joined by the very funny Kam Patterson to riff on having sex in an abandoned mall, why there’s no black ghosts, and what to do when you accidentally take NyQuil before doing standup comedy.  Plus Kam chimes in on the stiff socks s*x position rankings and we hear from a listener that had a run in with a powerful razor. 

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Really fun one today-- the boys riff on mingling with strangers, having social anxiety, and going places alone. They also come up with their own pick up artist tactics and decide maybe speed dating is the right move.