The Two Bobs Podcast The Two Bobs

The Two Bobs episode 254 for Monday, June 24, 2024:



* What are The Bobs drinking?



* Rob enjoyed a French Toast Imperial Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/N5pzn

* Robert made sweet love to a Blackwater Series Peanut Butter Skilp (Stout). https://untp.beer/XP7dz

* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll run a marathon in your bathroom.





* We summarized Robert’s Michigan visit. We laughed. We cried. Mostly, we drank.

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the First Presidential Debate. Biden and Trump are going to take turns digging themselves into a hole. Don’t forget the popcorn!



* A lost donkey was found living with a herd of elk after five years. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lost-donkey-elk-herd_n_666da1cfe4b0dbea0515024a

* A content creator became the first person to run a full marathon inside a Taco Bell. https://www.foodbeast.com/news/ugh-madison-becomes-the-first-person-to-run-a-marathon-at-taco-bell/

* The Ohio Supreme Court reinstated a lawyer who was caught pooping in a Pringles can. https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/2024/06/18/ohio-supreme-court-reinstates-lawyer-who-pooped-in-pringles-can/74142255007/

* A woman from Iowa met a guy on a dating app before getting cold feet and calling 911 on him. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/iowa/iowa-date-disaster-617240

* Chili’s unveiled a new ad campaign stating, “At least we’re not Applebee’s.” I mean, it’s not the worst idea. https://babylonbee.com/news/chilis-unveils-new-ad-campaign-at-least-were-not-applebees







Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!







Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)







Join us on all the social things:









* Follow us on Twitter

* Check out our Instagram

* Follow Rob on Untappd

* Follow Robert on Untappd













The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

The Two Bobs episode 253 for Monday, June 10, 2024:



* What are The Bobs drinking?



* Rob enjoyed an Evil Twin Even More Biscotti Break https://untp.beer/YMp8G

* Robert took down a Stay At Home Dad With No Kids by Fat Orange Cat Brewing Company https://untp.beer/6BxQ3

* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your sex doll.







This week’s CRAZY NEWS is sure to shatter your colon:



* A woman was pronounced dead, only she wasn't. Or was she? https://www.klkntv.com/person-taken-to-lincoln-funeral-home-while-still-alive/

* A guy's colon exploded at breakfast. How appetizing! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13502845/Florida-patient-colon-explodes-sneezing-coughing.html

* An elderly woman didn't want her neighbor using too much water, so she assaulted him. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/karen-water-bust-208613

* A paramedic stole a dead guy's sex doll after having his way with it. He'd have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/sarpy-doll-two-order-240589

* A lady got gored by a bison at Yellowstone but we don't know any more than that. We're sorry. https://www.theonion.com/yellowstone-bison-gores-woman-who-refused-to-delete-unf-1851519502

* Biden’s Rigor Mortis won't stop him from campaigning, thankfully. https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-says-bidens-ability-to-do-his-job-not-in-any-way-impeded-by-his-rigor-mortis 



Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!







Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)







Join us on all the social things:









* Follow us on Twitter

* Check out our Instagram

* Follow Rob on Untappd

* Follow Robert on Untappd













The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by a href="https:/...

The Two Bobs episode 252 for Monday, June 3, 2024:



* What are The Bobs drinking?



* Rob enjoyed a Crush: Creamsicle from MobCraft. https://untp.beer/c462a1d29a

* Robert made sweet love to a Partly Cloudy from Solace. https://untp.beer/G1jJ

* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant snakes in your bathroom.





* This week’s CRAZY NEWS was convicted on 34 felony counts. It should run for President.



* Dozens of snakes crawled out of a bathroom in India. https://indianexpress.com/article/trending/trending-in-india/snakes-in-assam-house-viral-video-9356218/

* An Australian man was arrested for streaking on an airplane. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/naked-man-plane-australia-perth-melbourne-arrested-rcna154237

* In yet another food battery, Florida Woman® was arrested for assaulting someone with a cinnamon roll. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/cinnamon-roll-battery-583061

* A Michigan man with a suspended license showed up for his Zoom court appearance while driving. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/ann-arbor-judge-shocked-man-suspended-license-joins-court-via-zoom-while-driving

* A New Jersey man celebrated losing two pounds by gaining five pounds. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-celebrates-losing-2-pounds-by-gaining-5-pounds







Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!







Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)







Join us on all the social things:









* Follow us on Twitter

* Check out our Instagram

* Follow Rob on Untappd

* Follow Robert on Untappd













The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

The Two Bobs episode 251 for Monday, May 27, 2024:



* What are The Bobs drinking?



* Rob enjoyed a Blackberry Fresh Kicks from Transient. https://untp.beer/PX419

* Robert made sweet love to a Vibrant Thing: Pineapple/Mango Sour Ale from Solace. https://untp.beer/e98BX

* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll tell your municipality that you’re harboring illegal support animals.





* This week’s CRAZY NEWS has severe daddy issues manifesting in the form of cheese.



* A man in Canada assaulted police with a block of cheese. He probably didn’t even have to put his can of Molson Canadian down. https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/irate-male-assaulted-newfoundland-officers-with-block-of-cheese-police-say-1.6881630

* A law student in NYC spent $10,000 in rehab to fight her cheese addiction. https://www.rttnews.com/3448972/nyc-law-student-s-cheese-addiction-leads-to-10k-in-rehab.aspx

* Engineers made a real-life stillsuit. Also, Robert has no idea what a stillsuit is. https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/working-dune-inspired-stillsuit

* A woman in Iowa is battling her city over her emotional support goose. https://www.wxow.com/news/iowa-woman-battling-city-over-emotional-support-goose-hes-the-light-of-my-day/article_3c2ddace-12b9-545c-a2b8-4c601c003050.html

* Florida Priest® bit a woman after denying her communion. https://www.wftv.com/news/local/central-florida-priest-bites-woman-after-denying-her-communion-police-say/SIVFXFMRBZBBDAEYC4DIZUS4AE/

* A new Florida law requires all woman to produce three healthy white sons by their 22nd birthday. https://www.theonion.com/new-florida-law-requires-all-women-to-produce-3-healthy-1851482288







Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!







Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)







Join us on all the social things:









* Follow us on Twitter

* Check out our Instagram

* Follow Rob on Untappd

* Follow Robert on Untappd













The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs?

The Two Bobs episode 250 for Monday, May 13, 2024:



* What are The Bobs drinking?



* Rob enjoyed a We Be Jammin’ from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/AJnEA

* Robert made sweet love to A Visit from the Fruit Lady from Wiley Roots. https://untp.beer/MOg74 

* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put a snake in your pants. No, that’s not a sexual reference.





* Tony from Eastern Michigan wants to start a TTB Super Listener Podcast. He’s taking applications and we’ll be charging $1,000 an episode for the right to use our name and content.

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is dedicated to all the mom’s out there who have previously been discussed on our show.



* Deez Nuts is back in deez news. https://www.wearegreenbay.com/news/local-news/green-bay-man-named-deez-nuts-appears-in-court-pleads-not-guilty-signs-11k-signature-bond/ 



* See TTB244: Severed Ducts for the original story.





* A Pennsylvania man lost his emotional support alligator. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lost-emotional-support-alligator-georgia-missing_n_66334482e4b0fc2b952854b0 

* Florida Woman® was arrested after breaking into a neighbor’s home. Naturally, she was naked. https://www.yahoo.com/news/naked-florida-woman-24-arrested-180252455.html?guccounter=1 

* Florida Man® tried to smuggle a snake into Miami International Airport in his pants. https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/man-stopped-at-miami-international-airport-with-snakes-in-his-pants/ 

* A Florida Woman® named Crystal Methvin was arrested for crystal meth possession. https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/2018/05/31/florida-woman-named-crystal-methvin-arrested-for-crystal-meth-possession/ 

* Nabisco is finally released long-awaited Chick-fil-A Sauce-Stuffed Oreos. https://babylonbee.com/news/nabisco-introduces-long-awaited-chick-fil-a-sauce-stuffed-oreos







Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!







Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)







Join us on all the social things:









* Follow us on Twitter

* Check out our Instagram

* Follow Rob on Untappd

* Follow Ro...

The Two Bobs episode 249 for Monday, May 6, 2024:



* What are The Bobs drinking?



* Rob enjoyed a Blackberry Blueberry Smoothie Sour from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/QXQEX 

* Robert made sweet love to a Hazy Hearted IPA from Bells. https://untp.beer/A359v 

* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll ship your cat to Amazon.





* This week’s CRAZY NEWS would like to remind you to spay and neuter your pets. Bob Barker would have wanted it that way.



* Florida Man® disguised himself as a woman to escape deputies. It didn’t work. https://www.mysuncoast.com/2024/04/25/man-disguises-himself-woman-escape-deputies/ 

* A Utah couple was reunited with their cat after accidentally shipping her with an Amazon return. Fortunately, she was discovered before being trafficked by the Meowy Christmas people and won’t be appearing in this year’s Christmas card music after all. https://ksltv.com/639614/utahns-reunited-with-pet-cat-they-accidentally-shipped-with-amazon-return/ 

* A man in London ran a marathon while sampling 25 different wines mid-race. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/apr/23/london-marathon-wine-guy-on-how-he-sampled-25-wines-during-race 

* A British woman wants answers after the hospital told her she had been dead for four months. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-68818509 

* In a heartwarming story, a heart transplant recipient walked the daughter of his deceased donor pig down the aisle. https://www.theonion.com/heart-transplant-recipient-walks-daughter-of-deceased-d-1851423521







Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!







Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)







Join us on all the social things:









* Follow us on Twitter

* Check out our Instagram

* Follow Rob on Untappd

* Follow Robert on Untappd













The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.