123 episodes
Velvet Al Watches Movies So You Don't Have To Al Cerda
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- TV & Film
Velvet Al provides audio commentary for bad movies, in real time, as he watches them for the first time.
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Velvet Al Watches My Life With Morrisey So You Don't Have To
What kind of deranged person fantasizes about spending time with Morrisey?
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Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 22: Heat Rays
The Beach Boys wish they were as cool as the Heat Rays.
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Velvet Al Watches Empire Records So You Don't Have To
We're pretty sure the only reason anyone likes this movie is because Liv Tyler strips down to her underwear.
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Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 21: A Closer Look
Offering unscrupulous landlords free cable comes in quite handy for a detective.
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Velvet Al Watches Female Zombie Riot So You Don't Have To
Zombie boobs. At least there's that.
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Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 20: Rendezvous
Don't challenge David Hasselhoff to a game of racquetball. He will crush you.