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Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer YMH Studios

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Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

    Ep. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

    Ep. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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    It's time for 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer straight out of G-Bay studios! It was Bert's birthday so we reveal how Tom one-upped the last birthday gift given in the exchange: a chartered private jet. Bert starts getting anxiety about how he'll be able to top this gift and instead tries to pivot. The bears exchange some stories about jet ski accidents, a guy laughed at Bert when he said he felt skinny, and Bert has a great idea for experiencing history! They talk about how weird Hollywood casting decisions can get like with animated shows like Big Mouth, The Simpsons, Family Guy. Also, Bert decides that he's kept in a secret for long enough and he's tired of hiding it from the world. Bert Kreischer, the comedian you know and love, is coming out as fat and reveals hey burps and farts a hundred times a day and is constantly throwing up in his mouth. Is this normal? The bears then each describe their perfect day of eating while Bert begins to drool all over the table.

    • 1 hr 24 min
    Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

    Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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    2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer is back for another episode out of G-bay studios! Tom starts with how he grew up thinking he wanted to become a doctor, but realized he needed a higher GPA than the second lowest. The bears get into the trade off between working hard and enjoying nice things and if it's ultimately worth it. Bert then describes the BEST pep talk he ever got before going to an audition, which leads the bears to trade nightmare Hollywood stories. Bert then actively drinks water for a bit trying to reach a gallon for the day and how drinking out of water bottles makes his stomach hurt. Then the bears trade gambling stories about blackjack roulette, and craps, which then leads the bears to share confrontation stories with security.

    • 1 hr 34 min
    Ep. 107 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

    Ep. 107 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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    Pretty wild episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer this week! Bert went to ye olde sex shoppe in Austin and brought back a bunch of toys for the bears to try out and review! Pumps, plugs, and mold of Christy Mack! Do we need to get Christy's permission to use it? Lets reach out either way! Bert realizes that him and Tom live VERY different lives on the road. We try and figure out how Bert is still alive and if a perspective adjustment is in order. We get into all the insecurities that come with being a comedian and how some people handle them. We then get back into ladies that worked in the adult industry for a couple months that blew up from that. The bears share the difficulties doing improv podcasts and radio appearances.

    • 1 hr 27 min
    Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

    Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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    Today is a very special episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer recorded out of G-Bay Studios! We try to find the origin of Bert getting fat, figure out how many times Bert dumped in his pants, and gaslighting. The bears then talk about the whole situation revolving around the new Dave Chappelle special, Hannah Gadsby, and Netflix. Bert has the epiphany that he should be dressing privately on the road, which turns into a whole thing.

    • 1 hr 16 min
    Ep. 105 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

    Ep. 105 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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    And we're back in G-Bay Studios in Austin with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and Bert is ON one, coming in hot with some cocktails! Bert is still on the fence if he has serious neurology problems, tries to give another history lesson about the Middle East trouble makers, and Bert shares his new found love, Starbucks Reserve! Bert realizes he can make his own coffee infused alcoholic beverages and starts experimenting! After Tom talks about the cigar lounge he tried out on the road, Bert realizes who much better Tom is at touring than he is. Tom suggests Bert should get someone to drive him around, which tail spins into Bert wanting to be sponsored by a Hooter Jet. Do Hooters still have jets? Bert talks about when he hung out with NFL quarterback of the Green Bay Packers, Aaron Rodgers and we get a quick update on the weight loss!

    • 1 hr 16 min
    Ep. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

    Ep. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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    This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, the bears look over Rap Snacks and debate if they should reinvent cereals! Bert tells Tom how he watched him sleep last time he was in Austin, Tom tells Bert how some kids thought he was security at a store he was shopping at, and Bert shares how it's a shame his daughters won't be able to date anyone cool like him. Bert and Nadav agree to go on a weight loss kick and be each others accountabili-buddies, and Bert goes down a rabbit hole of what male toys he's going to get for himself.

    • 1 hr 29 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
1.7K Ratings

1.7K Ratings

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5 starts plus 10 Honestly the best. Helps me when I’m down. Helps me when I’m up. When I’m bored these two bears have always got me! I love this duo and your genuine friendship. Just the best. Y’all are genius for this podcast keep it up !!!

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The five and take between these two bears is great. Two men that clearly love each other and would definitely f#*% if they were actually gay!!

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