102 episodes
A Riverdale Runs Through It A RiverDale Runs Through It
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Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom watches an episode of Riverdale, has a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!
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ARRTI 102: Trains What Fuck(S5: E12)
Oh God, Oh No...we are back at it again. This episode has everything: A Dog with a man’s name, PTSD, That Cayote Ugly thing, and stealing investors from Bad Daddy! Hit us up on the internet or via email(that one is preferred). Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where you can, Gather info on Truckers, and Don’t Fuck by a pair of Hockey Pants
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ARRTI 101: There's No I in Team...(S5 Recap E1-E11)
Oh god, Recap time gang, the wheels just keep on turning. Matt slowly goes insane while recounting the first 11 episodes while Mom and Jim slowly nod along. That’s it, that’s the whole thing. Reach out to us on the internet if you want or via email if you’re a cool kid! Have a Great Week, Find Joy where you can, Never watch this show all at once, and Don’t Fuck By Palladium Mine!
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ARRTI 100: Its All The Way ALF
This time Mom and Matt come correct with a full season of ALF watched between them, and force Jim to relive his childhood trauma. Consensus... the show is bad. Thank you all so much if you’ve made it through all of these dumb episodes, including this one. We love everyone who listens to this show, and we still can’t believe that people actually keep listening to our insane ramblings and screams for help. So thank you so much for enduring this show with us. Follow us on the internet or even better, email us! Have a great week, Find Joy Where you Can(its not in ALF), Try to pilot an alien spacecraft if you get your hands on one, and Don’t Fuck in an ALF Puppet, PLEASE!
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ARRTI 99: Weekend at Reggies(S5: E11)
Oh boy, this episode could’ve been an email, which could’ve been a fistfight. It’s all about Hiram, telling us he was a young shoe shiner son who moved to Riverdale and joined the smallest gang ever, he gets mixed up in crime while also trying to get the girl(Hermione). His dad gets mad, goes to the boss, threatens to call the cops, and gets killed, young Hiram gets revenge on everyone but the mob boss, and then it flashes forward and Reg and Hiram go kill the withered boss, and finally, Hiram fires Reg so that he can have a good life of not-crime. See what we’re up to on the internet or email us and tell us about your day! Have a great week, Find Joy where you can, shine some shoes and see if you’re good at it, Be Kind, and Don’t Fuck by a nursing home full of old Mob Bosses.
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ARRTI 98:Archie's Bachelor Pad for Guys who are Cool and Fine and Good(S5:E11)
It’s time for the annual ”We need to stuff this episode more full of things than a Thanksgiving Turkey” portion of this season of Riverdale. Tabitha and Betty trip balls to try to find Jughead, it turns out Jughead is beaten up in Sketch Alley with his old mentor Doc who he saves and redeems himself and goes off to find trauma in New York. Archie has a million jobs in this episode including Bounty Hunter and Batman as he rounds up ex-cons for money and drops into a dangerous situation to save Hirame and Veronica’s big rock. Veronica gets a Hope Diamond-Sized Opal to pay off her Bad Chaddy and get out of her bad Marriage, then gets it stolen by former criminals and has it returned by Archie being Batman. Turns out Penelope founded a maple-based religion around Jason in jail and is holding services twice a week OUTSIDE OF JAIL and Cheryl wrestles with the fact that her mother has completely lost her mind. Hit us up don’t the internet if you want or send us an email! Have a Great Week, Find Joy where you can, become Batman just to see what happens, and Don’t Fuck Veronica(she’s married)!
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ARRTI 97:Hirame has a Big Ol' Palladium Boner(S5:E10)
Things get wild here on ARRTI this week. Hirame has had a secret boner palladium, Reg seduces Nana Rose for the maple groves that are cursed so she says, Archie beats up a bunch of escaped felons and then has to choose between scapegoat status or war hero status, Jughead does a bunch of drugs to escape his writer’s block and end up getting ”abducted” by mothmen, Veronica meets up with her Bad Chaddy who blackmails her into not divorcing him, and Chick and Charles get married and stabbed in F.P’s house after they escape prison. Hit us up on the internet or email us, we love that! Have a great week, Find Joy where you can, eat some Palladium and see if it gives you superpowers, and Don’t Fuck by a Prison Break!
Our Socials: Twitter/Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com