40 episodes
Almost Positive almostpositive
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Tune in weekly as two people and a menagerie of unlikely guests fill us in on matters of society and culture. Some qualified and some that shouldn’t even be allowed in public. All integral parts of what makes this country great.
People who live in the street, people that save lives, thugs, educators, clowns, social justice warriors and internet trolls.
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Almost Positive Ep. 36 - That's What I Listen to While Eating Peanut Butter Pickle Sandwiches
This week the guys are joined by Almost Positive conspiracy expert Klaus Neuhaus, who tells them about the Joe Biden body double and the first CIVD vaccine test patient. They are also joined by Evey Winters a trans woman and connoisseur of kindness (and hot sauces) who educates the gentlemen on biological sex, gender, and peanut butter pickle sandwiches. Last but not least the guys are joined by Jairo aka Jamal aka Tyrone aka Our Friend David, aka Ury and now aka Mr. Never On Time, who was not prepared for a Destination Unknown segment, instead, joining the gang with topics like, the current state of memes, and finding new music as one gets older. The gang also discusses Matthew McConaughey, Joe Biden's big plans for the nation, No-Nerf-Gun-Santa, and Shia Labeouf's psycho non-sense.
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Almost Positive Ep. 35 - How Many Dates Before A Guy Can Cry In Front Of A Woman?
This week the guys have Luis aka Dishwata, Layne, and Etti. They discuss Christmas date-rape song "Baby it's cold outside", perverts in wrestling, straight edge lifestyles, and the power of stickers to inspire the human spirit. The gang also shares some sad stories before getting into some hot video game talk, where we learn that after 6 months, Dishwata has yet to finish The Last Of Us 2 like he promised he would last time he was on the show. He also gives the audience some advice on how to make the hard PS5 or Xbox Series X decision. The guys also take some time to get to unravel the mystery that is Etti. In the news, it's the floppy Kraken, defund the police, and, yay, more women in politics!
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Almost Positive Ep. 34 - American Turkeys and Undead Priapism
This week the guys talk turkeys and post mortem boners. Sir shares his recent experience in Mexico, as well as a fact about turkeys, then Van shares his new word of the week. They are joined by author and returning guest Toby Nixon who teaches the gentlemen new words and shares a few stories that will leave you in a state of amused befuddlement. They are also joined by Ulysses, co-founder of RiseRevolt Clothing, who shares some new music he is working on with his new band End Path. They also play a round of India or Mexico before the news.
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Almost Positive Ep. 33 - Women who make the world go around, like Cocaine Connie and Methany
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Almost Positive Ep. 32 - Four Social Workers Walk Into A Bar...
This week four social workers fix all of America's problems!
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Almost Positive Ep. 31 - The Almost Positive Great Debate, The Privilege Rainbow
This week we have a special episode, The Almost Positive Great Debate: The Privilege Rainbow!The guys are joined by the greatest minds that have ever graced their measly podcast. The new voice of Almost Positive Carlos Townsend joins and refuses to give advice to the children. Our Chihuahua expert JC joins, only to be yelled that when his facts were too strong to bear. Royce, the cannabis expert is in-studio to compel people to feast on male genitalia. Last but not least, Gaby is in-studio to remind everyone that they are victims and should celebrate that fact.Among the topics our brilliant guests discuss are education, the economy, health care, race relations, Trump vs. Biden, and Almost Positive. This one is for the children! Listen to 4 highly qualified individuals comment on things that are not way over their heads! And at some point, in an intoxicated daze, Sir Rollington starts yelling at people.