3 episodes

Welcome to Ass4Cast!

A weekly comedy podcast where 3 friends get together and pick, from a hat, "A Stupid Statement" that you, the listener, have suggested. We then debate and manipulate our stupid statements to try and convince the others it's a valid thought. Then you, as the listener, get to decide who did it best!

Special Intervals include our "Riktionary" and "Fake Ass News".

Decide who did it best via our weekly voting polls on our Twitter: @Ass4Cast.

---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.] ---------

Ass4Cast Missy, Lyndon, Rik

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 2 Ratings

Welcome to Ass4Cast!

A weekly comedy podcast where 3 friends get together and pick, from a hat, "A Stupid Statement" that you, the listener, have suggested. We then debate and manipulate our stupid statements to try and convince the others it's a valid thought. Then you, as the listener, get to decide who did it best!

Special Intervals include our "Riktionary" and "Fake Ass News".

Decide who did it best via our weekly voting polls on our Twitter: @Ass4Cast.

---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.] ---------

    S2 Ep. 11 - Recrap

    S2 Ep. 11 - Recrap

    Welcome to Season 2 Episode 11!

    This is our special Recrap episode, where the three of us talk about the entire season; what worked, what our funniest moments were, what we will potentially change and so on!

    Our Stupid Statements this season have brought you plenty of laughs and cringe worthy moments like that have for us. So we've each listed our personal 3 favourites this season, they are:

    --> Rik ------> "Ep. 4 - My Junk is camouflaged."
    --> Missy ---> "Ep. 2. - No matter how poor you are, if you have a warm b******e, you have a way to make money."
    --> Lyndon-> "Ep. 3 - Rabbits can just fuck off."
    --> Rik ------> "Ep. 1 - My ex had a vagina like tree beard."
    --> Missy --> "Ep. 2 - Testicles are just dick titties."
    --> Lyndon-> "Ep. 4 - Sex should be taught at home."
    --> Rik ------> "Ep. 7 - We should make a hotline called Bros4U."
    --> Missy ---> "Ep. 6 - Masturbation is good for your hearing."
    --> Lyndon-> "Ep. 8 - We never see a black ghost."

    This season's special Intervals included:
    "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File"
    "Riktionary"
    "WELA - What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?"
    "Squits!"

    Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits.


    If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat!

    We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work!
    @RiffShop
    www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured

    ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.] ---------

    • 54 min
    S2 Ep. 10 - Bloody Fart Condoms

    S2 Ep. 10 - Bloody Fart Condoms

    Welcome to Season 2 Episode 10! Our Stupid Statements this week are:
    --> "Condoms should be recycled." - Submitted by Andrew @Nerds_Drinking (via Drinking with Nerds Podcast)!
    --> "Blood Transfusions make you multi-cultural." - submitted by @JessicaBmanor (via BodyCount Podcast)!
    --> "Farts are pushing the shit out, s***s don't push the fart out." - submitted by @MamasJeans!

    This season's special Intervals include:
    "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File"
    "Riktionary"
    "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?"
    "Squits!"

    This week's Squits is named "Satan's Family Dick".

    Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. This week they are:

    —> “Eat a dick.“
    —> “Satan is just misunderstood.“
    —> “Incest is best practiced with your family.“


    If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat!

    We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work!
    @RiffShop
    www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured

    ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.] ---------

    • 59 min
    S2 Ep. 12- Bonass - Spider Jizz Queef

    S2 Ep. 12- Bonass - Spider Jizz Queef

    Welcome to our raw, unedited Season 2 Episode Bonass! Our Stupid Statements this week are:

    --> "Rorscharch tests made out of jizz should be consudered fine art" - Submitted by DisBeer N DisTress!
    --> "Queefing is vaginal weight loss." - submitted by DisBeer N DisTress!
    --> "There should be a best seller called 'How to train a 5 legged pink willy spider.'" - submitted by Nick aka Jesus!

    This season's special Intervals include:
    "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File"
    "Riktionary"
    "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?"

    If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat!

    We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work!
    @RiffShop
    www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured

    ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.] ---------

    • 57 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
2 Ratings

2 Ratings

Arjun H ,

You’ll laugh out loud!

Ass4Cast is so fun to listen too. You never know what to expect, yet every episode is entertaining. I love the chemistry between the hosts and their intoxicating banter. Looking forward to the next episode!

WeWatchBadMoviesJohn ,

Great dynamic!

I love this show! The dynamic between the hosts is great and the premise is fun and original. Can't wait to hear more!

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