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Astro-blast that third eye with astrologer Em Power as she dummies your monthly astrology forecasts to a curated playlist for a vibe most real.

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    • 4.4 • 13 Ratings

Astro-blast that third eye with astrologer Em Power as she dummies your monthly astrology forecasts to a curated playlist for a vibe most real.

    ep. 3 - may 2021 astrology forecast

    ep. 3 - may 2021 astrology forecast

    Emma goofs your dang astrology forecast for the month of May 2021.

    (00:00) Taurus Season Overview

    (13:00) Week One

    (24:00) Week Two

    (36:45) Week Three

    (47:00) Week Four

    (1:00:00) Summary

    My astrology forecasts are intended to help validate your sense of reality and give you foresight into the times ahead. Use it as a tool, not a religion. Unless you want to, and in that case, welcome to my cult.

    ✨ To book 1:1 astrology services from Emma, visit https://mpwr.ca/

    Songs featured in this episode:

    🎵 Here Comes The Cowboy - Mac DeMarco

    🎵 SpottieOttieDopaliscious - Outkast

    🎵 Spliff Break - Chris Lorenzo

    🎵 unevercallmebutidontmindbecauseimintheclub - Jadu Heart, Mura Masa

    🎵 Einmal In Der Woche Schreien - Siriusmo

    🎵 I Believe - Simian Mobile Disco

    🎵 Make That Cake - LunchMoney Lewis (Feat. Doja Cat)

    🎵 I Love You Always Forever - Donna Lewis

    🎵 Glowed Up - KAYTRANADA (Feat. Anderson .Paak)

    A very special shout out to Damien Wiseman, the talented sound engineer who helped me tighten this shit up! The poddy wouldn't sound the same without him, he knows his shit. Bless.

    a GIRLJESUS production

    xox

    • 1 hr 5 min
    ep. 2 - april 2021 astrology forecast

    ep. 2 - april 2021 astrology forecast

    Emma speaks about the collective astrology for the month of April 2021.

    This horoscope centers around the following astrology events:

    * April 3: Mercury ingressing into Aries ☄
    * April 9: Mars in Gemini square Neptune in Pisces ☔
    * April 14: Mercury, Venus and the Sun in Aries square Pluto in Capricorn ☠
    * April 15: Venus, Mercury + Sun entering Taurus 🌷💆‍♀️
    * April 23: Mars ingressing into Cancer 🧸🍰
    * April 24: Mercury + Venus conjunct Uranus in Taurus square Saturn in Aquarius 🌪⚡

    My astrology forecasts are intended to help validate your sense of reality and give you foresight into the times ahead. Use it as a tool, not a religion. Unless you want to, and in that case, welcome to my cult.

    ✨ Support the podcast by becoming a Patron at www.patreon.com/mpwr ( http://www.patreon.com/mpwr ) for your exclusive personalized horoscopes episodes and other damn good things

    ✨ To book 1:1 astrology services from Emma, visit https://mpwr.as.me/

    Songs featured in this episode:

    🎵Roll the Dice (feat. Stamina MC & Lily Allen) - SHY FX

    🎵Doorman - Slowthai

    🎵Beatdown (feat. Iggy Azalea) - Steve Aoki

    🎵Outkast - War

    🎵Venom - Little Simz

    🎵Pretty - Coco & Clair Clair

    🎵Everybody Plays the Fool - The Main Ingredient

    🎵Sensitive Kid - Cold War Kids

    🎵Ooh La La (feat. DJ Premier & Greg Nice) - Run the Jewels

    A very special shout out to Damien Wiseman, the talented sound engineer who helped me tighten this shit up! The poddy wouldn't sound the same without him, he knows his shit. Bless.

    a GIRLJESUS production

    xox

    • 1 hr 26 min
    ep. 1 - march 2021 astrology forecast

    ep. 1 - march 2021 astrology forecast

    Emma speaks about the collective astrology of March 2021.

    The horoscope centers around: Mars ingressing into Gemini 🧠, Mercury conjunct Jupiter in Aquarius 💡, Venus conjunct Neptune in Pisces💗, Mercury ingressing into Pisces 🔮, the Spring Equinox 🌅, Venus ingressing into Aries 🥵, and Mercury Pisces square Mars Gemini 🙊

    My astrology forecasts are intended to help validate your sense of reality and give you foresight into the times ahead. Use it as a tool, not a religion. Unless you want to, and in that case, welcome to my cult.

    ✨ Support the podcast by becoming a Patron at www.patreon.com/mpwr ( http://www.patreon.com/mpwr ) for your exclusive personalized horoscopes episodes and other damn good things

    ✨ To book 1:1 astrology services from Emma, visit https://mpwr.as.me/

    Songs featured in this episode:

    🎵Pays Imaginaire - Polo & Pan

    🎵Little Bit of This (feat. Vince Staples) - Good Times Ahead

    🎵Think Different - Agoria

    🎵Everybody Plays the Fool - The Main Ingredient

    🎵Dangerous (feat. Kid Cudi) - ScHoolboy Q

    a GIRLJESUS production

    xox

    • 42 min

Customer Reviews

4.4 out of 5
13 Ratings

13 Ratings

mr jlg ,

Fun

This pod gives me an ear-to-ear smile

Lots of goals ,

Educational and entertaining

I loved listening to the podcast. The analogies were cheeky and entertaining. The use of the music to relate to how the different signs would play out helped me, both a visual and an auditory learner, really understand what Emma was trying to get across. I can’t wait for the next episode.

El Arana Blanca ,

Energizing Astrology

Fun and spot on
Great vibes and great advice
Keep it coming

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