Bedtime Stories From Hell Simon

I hope somebody tells Simon it's the '5-second rule' not the '5-minute rule.' Gross.   

Welcome to season 2! Simon doesn't have a new voice actor, my voice actually changed that much. If you want to find out why, check out my TikTok @noahcoreyc, or find me on Twitter @hellish_bedtime.   

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Dude I don't know, sometimes life's just scary.           

Season two starts May 2021 3      
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Simon makes soup, gossips about his boss, and ignores his self-directed internalized homophobia. Sorry I didn't upload last weekend, I was freaking out because I came out to my parents last Saturday (they were exceptionally cool about it) (thanks mom) (and dad I don't know if you listen to this but thanks none-the-less) (love you both).

The next episode will be released Sep 20.     
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Are you ready to join the Squid Squad?!? Yeah? Well, you're going to be disappointed because this episode isn't about that.         

Content Warning: Suicide Mention         

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In this episode Simon brings you to the astral plane to talk to Isaac, roll around in popcorn, and ride a toy train. Also, always remember that if you trap somebody in a jar like a butterfly, you've gotta poke some holes in the lid.       

Content Warning: This episode contains explicit language (Dammit, Isaac)       
  
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Sometimes an ageless deity gives you drugs(?) & helps you redecorate your house. Sometimes you and your childhood best friend fall in love after you have a mental break. Sometimes you don't upload your podcast for three weeks because you're an anxious trash fire inside human skin. =D     

Content Warning: The short story in this episode contains explicit language, references to OCD, and descriptions of stress-induced hallucinations.      

The next episode will come out Aug 2.     
New episodes every other Sunday.              
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