284 episodes
Berner Phone Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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4.5 • 608 Ratings
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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.
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Berner Phone #40: Trying New Things In Bed
This episode might "go down" as one of our all-time favorites. The dialers brought it this week with brutally honest and funny stories about their latest adventures and mishaps in the bedroom. Plus, we discuss how Nikki Glaser is the reason we got married.
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Berner Phone #39: Debunking Old Wives' Tales
We were all told as kids that we wouldn't survive if we went outside with wet hair. This week, we are debunking old wives' tales to find out if everything we've been told by our parents was a lie.
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Berner Phone #38: Useless Talents
This week useless talents are becoming useful. We cover everything from heckling babies to weird toe talents.
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Berner Phone #37: Life Before Smartphones
This week we're throwing it back to a simpler time - when your ex of 20 years couldn't add you on Facebook, your boss couldn't contact you after 5pm, and your favorite show couldn't be spoiled.
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Berner Phone #36: Technology Mishaps
Technology might be the great equalizer, but karma is not. The dialer's techonology mishaps involve OnlyFans, nudes, and awkward interactions. On the bright side, there are some great hacks for avoiding these mistakes in the future. Moral of this story: delete snapchat.
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Berner Phone #35: 2024 Icks
The dialers called in about their biggest icks this week. Hannah and Des also share their icks while debating middle schoolers in Sephora and pickleball.
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Customer Reviews
Good laugh, good pod!
Love the concept of this pod, love the chemistry of Hannah and Des, LOVE all the candid calls and bounce back stories! I love everything about this.. they say laugh is medicine, so this goes directly in my healthy habits list😉 #giggler
irrational fears 🦥🫣
hi from canada! love your podcast 🤩 you are both hilarious & i love your conversations 🤍 also 🤍 giggly squad!’ happy belated thanksgiving! take good care 🇨🇦 I may have missed it, but don’t think anyone called in with this doozy … i am 53 & have had an IRRATIONAL fear of sloths 🦥 since i was four! yup, sloths …. baby ones (NOT cute to me), stuffed ones, the real ice age - check out the size of an extinct jefferson ground sloth 🙀 even the word is 🤢 I have been teased (in a few ways) most of my life. understandably so, the cartoon ones are the only ones i can look at! I have been teased (in a few ways) most of my life. understandably so!!
Hard to listen to even tho I’m a Hannah stan
Love you Hannah but this is not it. I know yall are married but your giggles seem inauthentic and the chemistry isn’t relaying. Des’s voice is choppy, abrupt, he repeats himself, talks over you, and discounts most of what you say. I won’t be listening anymore (trust me I’ve tried from inception) but will continue to support you in all other content you put out! xo