Your boyz Seamus and Adam, plus the occasional guest, record normal conversations they'd like their future grandkids to hear. They cover any topic that comes to mind, in the hopes that they will capture the major concerns of their time and place on Earth accurately. Hopefully their grandkids will listen to these conversations and understand how Grandpa became so crotchety and deluded. It's all just temporary bro.
CFOG 83: Heart Of The Cards
KEVIN FART, DICK SIZE, SEAMUS GETS MAD, GETS HIGH, HOLY HELL, ONE PUNCH MAN, YUGIOH, HOT RITA, LET ME SEE YOUR DECK, JAPANESE CARDS
CFOG 82: Flat-Earthcast
Millenial Stairway to Heaven, Arguing with Flat-Earthers, Approaching the Self
CFOG 81: Homeless & Heartless
Taking the loway, Seamus's show at a singles' mixer, Jazmine walks out of the pizza place, Can't trust my livelihood to the Bad News Bears, Don't Find Dory, Bootleg CD's and DVD's, Constant strangers of Philly, Trolley Troubles, Cringe-worthy Facebook memories, If home is where the heart is--I'm homeless and heartless, The Museum of Circumcised Penises, Does aluminum foil set off metal detectors?, Lil Ramsey's Self-Control Corner, Seamus calls in to Mysterious Universe, Enter Clayman, Sleep paralysis, Making strangers spin, AUMing out of spite, We will send your enemies a bag of dicks.
CFOG 80: Intrusive Thoughts
The smell of dead bodies in your mouth, Taco Bell: made of dead children, Adam only kills mice for fun now (work rant), SPLIT in RPX, Intrusive thoughts, M. Night Shyamalan is back, Get healthy to be happy, Our bodies generate thots, God is what's "out there", You've never had an experience outside of your Self, Crazy on the outside--Sane on the inside, It only takes one time to end up in jail for life.
CFOG 79: Jazmine's Back
Credit card chip shit, Robotcar insurance, Sensitivity Training, Homeless Homies, Peacocking on a tightrope, Assassin's Creed, The Plot Queen tackles the OA, The Ajin (Jazmine won't say how), Some Adjective dyke can't ruin A Series of Unfortunate events, Babies chewing on dicks
CFOG 78: Two Cis-Men and Some Wine
Airing out dirty logic, First Amendment Defense Act: being free to discriminate against unmarried people boning, Disastrous viewpoints, The world has a fever, Nice is not enough, WWSHD (What Would Sam Harris Do?), Love is Out There; Search On, If you want to know death don't commit suicide,