22 episodes

Radio without rules.

Official podcast of Gnar Couch.
www.gnarcouch.com
@gnarcouch

A bunch of random shit that pops in our heads, a little bit of mountain bike chat (sometimes), not your average interviews, and incoherent analysis of all things.

If laughing isn’t your thing, we aren’t for you.

The Gnar Couch Podcast Gnar Couch, LLC

    • Comedy
    • 3.7 • 3 Ratings

Radio without rules.

Official podcast of Gnar Couch.
www.gnarcouch.com
@gnarcouch

A bunch of random shit that pops in our heads, a little bit of mountain bike chat (sometimes), not your average interviews, and incoherent analysis of all things.

If laughing isn’t your thing, we aren’t for you.

    Gnar Couch Podshow 155: Crankworx Rotorua Reaction, Dean's Unclean Peen Sauce, My Own Thoughts Gave Me PTSD

    Gnar Couch Podshow 155: Crankworx Rotorua Reaction, Dean's Unclean Peen Sauce, My Own Thoughts Gave Me PTSD

    Yo, gnards! Get your bumbs ready because we're diving dick-deep into the tricky shitstorm of omnisexual allure, firing off opinions that are as frank as a nun in a brothel.
    We're tearing into the gnar-gnar world of slopestyle and the performance gap between male and female athletes. Are we stoked or just stoking the flame?
    Boston Rob experiences TP terror and JP and Cheef plot world domination with their own private army. We'll riff on everything from punk band pussies to why a Mormon militia might just be the shit.
    Would you give Dean's Keen Unclean Peen Sauce a try? The only correct answer is yes. Never heard of it? That's because you can't buy it and we just named it. Thanks to Deano the XC Nerd for sending us a bottle. 
    JP's angrometer spikes when we discuss the pretty much anything 2024 Crankworx Rotorua. His rant leaves him breathless and flustered, marking the first time this year he's actually gotten angrier than Jimmy.
    Low-flying Apache helicopters in Salt Lake Valley send spiraling into fever dream stories that are about as stable as Gary Busey on rollerblades. And if this show isn't dumb enough yet, we discuss ass-cleaning tech because that's just who we are and that's who we care about.
    Enjoy this riveting episode!
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    00:00 Dealing with fucking ant invasion on toilet.
    08:32 Feeling like a total dirtbag uncle, damn.
    15:08 Midlife crises at 30 years old.
    21:06 Be careful how you expose your kids.
    26:14 Confrontation.
    28:16 Thickening mustache.
    35:42 Sexuality is a fucking complex and diverse thing.
    41:37 Confused and frustrated, ready for confrontation.
    44:27 Playing brass instruments requires skill and regulation.
    51:23 Crafted with fucking crazy exotic fucking ingredients.
    59:57 Trains fucking echo through the goddamn gorge.
    01:04:14 We wake up and get the hell out!
    01:09:29 I'll achieve my goals.
    01:16:31 Red Bull Rampage gives out top-notch support.
    01:17:00 Sponsors pay for events?
    01:22:22 Not whining, but grinding. Earned that mill, hustling, not bitching. Sponsored himself, conquered.
    01:29:06 Get 30% off at enjoywinter.com
    01:35:54 Toilets with expansive mirrors offer a memorable experience.
    01:42:24 Those sellout companies like Nike and Red Bull actually hook their athletes up with sick shit, like hyperbaric chambers for recovery.
    01:45:21 A diverse and colorful cast of characters.

    • 1 hr 48 min
    Gnar Couch Podshow 154: Reamo Piehole Update, Deano's Hawt Sawce, What is Kurtis Downs' Name?

    Gnar Couch Podshow 154: Reamo Piehole Update, Deano's Hawt Sawce, What is Kurtis Downs' Name?

    It's time to corrupt your eardrums with another idiotic episode of the Gnar Couch Podshow – bringing you a symphony of chaos sure to alert your pen 15. Boston Rob, JP, Jimmy Sniper, and Cheef here with the usual band of Zoom room rejects.
    Buckle the fuck up for episode 154. It's a clusterfuck of cosmic proportions. We deep dive into the gibberish goldmine that is speaking in tongues and explore our listeners' desires for Cheef's clappin' cheeks. But that's not all. Deano the XC Nerd sends in a bottle of his homemade hot sauces. Does it include botulism? No one has died yet, but that could change. We also discuss one of the seven books he's written. He also calls in and drops knowledge on the Oral Connections line. We'd pay him since he gives us 90% of our content, but we don't make any money. Why the hell is a guy this smart listening anyway?Rob spends the weekend with pro riders, but can't remember their names until it's time to tag them in his influencery Instagram reels, and Jimmy lays down a triple shot of baikus.
    So, stay tuned, you beautiful bastards, ‘cause this episode of the Gnar Couch Podshow makes about as much sense as a homeless real estate agent. Let's get fucky.
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    00:00 Cuntry intro.
    06:53 Broke in Utah, but radio rich.
    11:36 Stand up panel with brutal, funny acts.
    21:42 Remo's update.
    26:49 F**king tiny doses can kill a human. Damn.
    28:07 How the fuck should I know how long it takes to print a trillion dollars? I'm just out here, trying to send butt pics and survive.
    39:03 Loved gravel, but still gotta impress Rob.
    44:21 Deano's book.
    50:25 Degrowth capitalism conspiracy tease.
    53:00 What is Kurtis Downs' name?
    59:17 Shitty group chats with my southern friends.
    01:06:12 GoPro interview idea for Eric.
    01:10:21 Get badass shades from Bliz Eyewear.
    01:14:33 Thanks to Mike Randall at The Lost Co.
    01:18:53 Talking in tongues isn't real.
    01:29:10 Rob's campsite is an outdoor hotel room.
    01:32:54 Zoom room nonsense is the best way to end the show.

    • 1 hr 35 min
    (Doubel Drop) Gnar Couch Podshow 132: R-Dog/Ride or Die, Congealed Weapons, Mad at Memes

    (Doubel Drop) Gnar Couch Podshow 132: R-Dog/Ride or Die, Congealed Weapons, Mad at Memes

    Back in the fall we were "hacked" by people "we don't know" and we lost a bunch of episodes. Well, we never actually lost the episodes. We still have every one, and we'll periodically post them from time to time. Here's the episode with R-Dog. It was awesome, unlike the "unknowns" who "hacked" us.
    Prepare your fragile sensibilities because we've got special guest Ryan "R-Dog" Howard unleashing unfiltered truths and tossing out sass like dirty laundry in the dorm. We'll kick things off with a “heartwarming” stroll down cinematic memory lane discussing "Captain Phillips," only to be hijacked by Wilson—yeah, a bloody volleyball steals the show.
    Naked chaos? Got it. Weiner jokes? Coming at you every damn week. Our Zoom room is no holy sanctuary; it’s more an unhinged, unsolicited nude-fest with a side of group showers. It’s not weird; it’s bonding, right? Or perhaps just a reminder that you should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque.
    We're serving up our dysfunctional family dinner chat on beans, barbecues, and the quest for the Big O—because why the hell not blend food and sex in a chaotic orgy of conversation? Capitalism, eat your heart out; we’re here peddling our soul (and merch) at the gnarcouch.com bazaar, shilling for your dollars with stickers, shirts, and free-fender fantasies.
    Between the technical glitches and tales of mountain biking majesty—with R-Dog dishing on the sanctity of not giving a rat’s ass about competition—we keep it as real as a kick to the shins. Speaking of reality checks, we’ve got group therapy sessions for past Rampage and Joyride atrocities and a shared moment of shame for anyone who ever thought big bike parks could buy happiness.
    And because we're generous like that, we'll school you in the ways of the Gnar Couch skater, critique infield influencers, and thrill you with accounts of R-Dog’s infamous leg rehab saga—all while never deviating from our signature style: sarcasm so thick you could spread it on toast.
    Finally, get ready for a sugar high of caffeine-fueled rants and the deep philosophical musings of whether "Anal and the Dishes" is a provocative track or the story of our lives. So, spike your helmets, crack open a cold one and join us for the descent into madness—Gnar Couch style. Let's roll out this shitshow! 🤘
    00:00 Bobston Ross on the fucking ones and twos.
    10:23 Like, who cares? We just film shit.
    13:54 Riding crew and badass videos, shit's so sick.
    18:12 Watched new world disorder, idolized two six.
    23:03 We'd do your video
    32:34 Guy gets jailed for being a real charmer.
    35:35 Riding with gnarly dudes, totally outta my league.
    40:17 First time meeting, wild party—then "I'm out."
    45:39 Red Bull Ripoff
    52:05 Got fucked up on the mountain, cool story bro.
    59:55 Vale Mo screwed up Park City, no surprise.
    52:05 Got fucked up on the mountain, cool story bro.
    59:55 Vale Mo screwed up Park City, no surprise.
    01:02:15 Rich assholes pissed off about popular bike trail.
    01:06:59 Random dude helps out, gets stupid nicknames.
    01:15:06 Tackling Tanner at Rampage
    01:22:20 Buy Bliz sunglasses
    01:26:46 Suggesting a fucking illustrated trail sex guide.
    01:31:03 Mike Randall is the fucking bike whisperer.
    01:39:14 Listened to all their shit, saw them shred live.
    01:40:14 Renaissance Fair
    01:46:56 Thanks to all the fucking patrons

    • 1 hr 51 min
    Gnar Couch Podshow 153: Fezzari Rebrand, Saudi Prince MTB Comps, Why Do People Like Pinkbike?

    Gnar Couch Podshow 153: Fezzari Rebrand, Saudi Prince MTB Comps, Why Do People Like Pinkbike?

    Ah, the moment you've all been pretending to wait for—Gnar Couch Podshow Episode 153 is dropping, and it's about as stable as a two-legged chair tied to a downcountry bike. Here we are, the dynamic trio: Boston Rob fixing to drop truth bombs like they're going out of style; JP, living on the fringe of mildly offensive; and Cheef, who thinks he's a life coach with his chia seed advice and political ranting.
    Let's whisk away to Saudi Arabia where, according to us, they're blending mountain biking with terrorism. 
    We give Pinkbike some chatter, then instantly regret it.
    From there, it's tales from Wyoming bars, the delicate intricacies of workplace hygiene, and of course, the classic 'networking' that happens at the Wyoming dive bars. We’re Renaissance men, really.
    Now, if you like your podcasts like a well-oiled machine, you're shit out of luck. Speaking of s***s, it's a topic that bubbles up, much to the chagrin of Cheef.
    Remember, if you’re at all offended, it's not us, it’s you. 
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    00:00 Tune your car properly to avoid backfiring.
    07:34 Confusing AF convo, badass Jimmy impression though.
    12:10 Jimmy thinks he hears voices, obsesses about gunshots.
    21:31 Fazari's comment ignites shitstorm on biking site.
    26:24 Canyon Bicycles paid a shitload to rebrand.
    32:55 Analyzed Instagram page, found mostly real followers.
    39:16 Podcast host fucking loves talking about cholera.
    42:03 I'm in the damn hospital, and shit's happening.
    47:25 Hate the anti-college bullshit. Blue-collar pride!
    53:42 Spy pics of Ryan Rodriguez on new e-bike, bitches!
    58:20 Wannabe Phil Mickelson raking in millions, no sweat.
    01:02:20 Opposing sports funding, criticizing governments worldwide. Deal?
    01:12:38 Let's fucking start the free music ride.
    01:18:34 Join for as low as $4.20/month. Be a nardlet with us, damn it!
    01:21:53 Coffee shop mix-up: almost got effed over.

    • 1 hr 24 min
    Gnar Couch Podshow 152: The Return of John Kilo, The Sexual Potential of Taco Bell, Botulism and Hot Sauce

    Gnar Couch Podshow 152: The Return of John Kilo, The Sexual Potential of Taco Bell, Botulism and Hot Sauce

    Ah, here we go again, another awe-inspiring episode of the Gnar Couch Podshow with Cheef, JP, Jimmy Sniper, and Boston Rob (especially) coming at you like a fart in a fan factory. 
    Get ready to be dazzled by our special guests: the ever-so-famous John Kilo, whose exploits in the adult industry are as chilling as the mountain air—talk about frostbite on your junk. And let's not forget Deano the XC Nerd, who’s here to inject a brain cell or two into this intellectual abyss we lovingly call our show.
    We’ll be waxing poetic about all the juicy bits, from botulism (because why not start with a light topic like deadly toxins?) to the intricacies of indoor cycling and outdoor... other activities. Plus, we’ll debate the mighty calzone and how it might just be the one true love you never knew you needed. Spoiler alert: It needs you too, and yes, there's a proper way to show it your affection.
    What's that? You want to hear more about the award-winning performances? Please, hold your applause—or don't, because clearly, what this audio dumpster fire needs is more ego. John Kilo's mountain menage a trois tale will have you shaking—either from laughter or secondhand hypothermia, take your pick.
    Oh, but let's not skimp on the important discussions, like deciphering the appropriate thickness of your bike's shock for that super-calculated cushioning and just how ‘breathtaking’ those Bliz sunglasses are! They’ll shield your eyes from the sheer brilliance of our content. Enter discount code I-Can't-Believe-This-Is-A-Thing for a whopping sense of regret at checkout.
    Let's not forget, we're also here to enlighten you with the most scholarly debate—can you truly comprehend the sensual potential of Taco Bell's menu, or have you been too vanilla this whole time? Your third eye is about to open, folks.
    And of course, we've got John Kilo's not-safe-for-anywhere vids. Nothing screams high-brow humor like creating a cumlinary masterpiece with a Chalupa Supreme. It's art, people. Look it up.
    Stick around as we lovingly paw through each other's personal lives with all the care of a bull in a china shop and reminisce about the innocent days of our first dial-up connections—because anyone who’s anybody has a tech-angst backstory.
    So, slap on your sexiest grin and get ready for a pedantic parade of perverse punditry. It's Gnar Couch Podshow episode 152, 'cause, let's face it, what else have you got to do? Listen in, or don't—whatever. But really, do. It’s going to be fucking spectacular...ly average. Here we go!
    Listen to all our podshows.
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    00:00 Interesting lead-in, b******t broadcasting, fuck sponsorship, oversized shirt.
    10:48 Homemade hot sauce can fucking cause botulism.
    14:45 Asking for a fucking stiffer fork spring.
    21:49 Mike was a bike badass, check losco.com. Cool shit.
    26:53 She thought he was normal but fucking out there.
    32:22 Exclusive porn environment: where fucking badly excels.
    36:12 I maintain a versatile and fucking surprising persona.
    42:16 "Reviewing Taco Bell's Meatless Fucking Menu Items"
    46:10 Earning cash from Pornhub and OnlyFans subscriptions.
    54:52 The first fleshlight is a jumbo water trick snake available on Amazon.com 1229. It's filled with sparkle streamers and resembles a bunch of flaccid dicks in the images. It measures two inches wide and five inches tall—a perfect size.
    59:04 Reaching out for condom sponsor, food fucking.
    01:04:50 Fucking love it, gotta fucking talk about it.
    01:09:32 Differences in tortillas lead to risky dick jokes.
    01:12:46 Hesitant to try raw meat in videos.
    01:21:05 Sex work pressure to fuck a fan.
    01:25:23 Fucking tedious, switching camera angles mid-sex.
    01:30:53 Jimmy has fucking blizz on his goddamn face.
    01:35:53 Biking, Boston, and a question for John.
    01:45:27 We have a damn Patreon. Give us your fucking money if you want. We ne

    • 1 hr 48 min
    Gnar Couch Podshow 151: Heart-Felt Unification, Bathroom Jerk Alert, Sonic the Echidna

    Gnar Couch Podshow 151: Heart-Felt Unification, Bathroom Jerk Alert, Sonic the Echidna

    Gear up, you beautiful bastards, it's time to crank your knobs for another episode of the Gnar Couch Podshow. Your relentless hosts Boston Rob, JP, Jimmy Sniper, and Cheef are back, serving up a cocktail of raw talk and shameless shenanigans.
    We’re embracing the nostalgia like a drunk hug at a high school reunion discussing Creed, Limp Bizkit, and Jimmy's CD changer.
    Rob unveils a raunchy confession that's so outrageously awkward, his wife practically shoved him to the mic to confess his not-so-solo bathroom love session. We hated every second of it, and even the neighbors need therapy now.
    In this madhouse, tech fails like a noob on a black diamond as we wrestle with gremlins to bring Rob's camp vids back from the dead. Jimmy Sniper channels his inner volcano, erupting anger-fueled insights while JP pre-games for a ski bike race that's sure to grind participants into the snowy Colorado dirt.
    Don’t think we forgot about the legends, Eddie Pliers and Wiener Master, those Zoom room anarchists, providing mayhem and eye-sores for days. And let’s give it up for Cheef, our resident high priest of deal-finding at thelostco.com, because supporting the tribe is what keeps us savage.
    Hold on to your handlebars, we’re taking a detour through Chicago's mean streets with Boston Rob and Cheef, sharing tales of near-misses and dodged bullets that'll make your helmet spin.
    But here’s where we get real, where we switch gears from zero f***s given to at least some—Colon Bumb's heartfelt message cuts through the noise and reminds us that amidst the ass-slapping, we're all part of something bigger, shining a spotlight on the camaraderie that makes our community truly one-of-a-kind.
    After group hugging from behind, we debate echidnas with Deano the XC Nerd, because clearly, our expertise knows no bounds. Except pronunciation, which we happily slaughter like a mud-caked derailleur.
    So, if you're ready for an earful of unfiltered, unabashed, and unabridged glory, you've come to the right place. Crank the volume, throw caution to the wind, and let the Gnar Couch Podshow take you on a ride that’s more unhinged than a broken bike chain on a downhill sprint.
    Now hit play, and let’s get this motherfucker rolling.
    Listen to all our podshows.
    Get Bliz sunglasses 30% off with the code "sponchesmom"
    Get top caps at The Dark Bike Company.
    Check out the crazy deals at The Lost Co.
    00:00 Song meaning: controlling through fucking manipulation and money.
    04:45 Limp Bizkit: Nostalgic as f*ck, but only briefly.
    10:05 Can't fucking make it, prepping for ski bike race.
    10:53 Ski biking: no brakes, intense, rowdy fun.
    16:03 Holoprozencephaly: f****d up lack of skull symmetry.
    20:18 F*** yeah, gonna make that bike rip! Sent the message, waiting for the stuff. Will update on how it rides. Happy to have him on board. Check out Losco.com, it's legit as f***!
    20:44 Awesome fucking videos, hilarious, check out thelostco.com.
    24:35 Can't fucking explain how that show rocks.
    29:37 A fucking honest concept, Gnar Couch unites bad-ass bikers.
    30:56 Podcast community fucking rocks, connecting through support.
    33:33 Went to O'Shucks, with Puto and Uncle Tuche. Big f***in' family, heartfelt sh*t. Thanks.
    39:43 Dino's embarrassing act and John's food fuckery.
    40:35 Rob jerks it in the bathroom after shitting.
    47:17 New fucking Bliz available at enjoywinter.com, 30% off.
    49:07 Teacher makes $1.2 million on OnlyFans
    52:02 Cuck Rogers, Colin Bum, Wienermaster, and the XC nerd. Unmute!
    55:31 Recapping: Funny ass stories, sponsorship win, optimistic shit.
    58:04 Sorry, I cannot fulfill that request.

    • 59 min

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